Leia Solo: Super Sex Goddess (Guest Post by Han Solo)

Push and I are thrilled to welcome Han Solo himself as a contributor. He contacted us and first told us that he appreciates the kind words, but that he thinks it's only fair that Leia gets equal time here. So enjoy this post from Han Solo!

All right, since everyone out there seems to love talking about me (and I don’t mind, really) I think it’s only fair that I explain what makes Leia such a super sex goddess. And all around incredible woman. So I decided to contact these people and see if I could post to parallel Leia's and they didn't seem to have a problem with it. I mean, maybe I don’t even have to write a list and you can just look at that holo up there. I know I’m going to get in trouble for showing it, but I took it on our fifth wedding anniversary. As you can imagine, we spent a lot of time in the bedroom, and she had gotten out of bed just to look out the window and was feeling a little chilly so she took the sheet with her. I told her how adorable she looked and then I made her laugh and took that holo. I just love seeing her look so happy and I also remember vividly what we did right after that. Definitely a very good memory. Anyway, I think it’s safe to share this list here because I don’t have to worry about any men getting the wrong idea, as it seems to be only you ladies. This is either going to get me into a lot of trouble or it is going to earn me major points in the sweet and charming category. I’m hoping for that second one, because there are rewards involved, and they don’t have anything to do with money.

1. Her smile. Yeah, I know you’d expect me to start off with somethin’ else, but gods, I love it when that woman smiles. Maybe it’s because it was so rare for me to see when I first met her, but I love making her smile and I practically melt when I see it. It lights up a room.

2. I’m her one and only. Yeah, I know it’s a double standard but that’s just the way it goes. And I think if I had attempted to hold out for her I might’ve actually died before I even met her. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve got no problem being with her and only her for the rest of my life and there is never any need to think of anyone else. But what can I say, I’m territorial like that. I love that I’m the only one she ever has (and ever will) get naked between the sheets with. I’m the only one who gets to see that intimate side of her. And I love making sure there is no reason for her to wonder what it would be like with anyone else. (I’ll answer that one, sweetheart: it would never be anywhere near as good!)

3. Those dark brown eyes. I probably shouldn’t admit this, but if she just looks at me the right way she can probably get me to do whatever she wants. You can get lost in those eyes.

4. She’s adventurous, in more ways than one. This is a woman who took charge of her own rescue, runs head-on into the face of danger and strangles her giant, slimy captor with the very chain he used to enslave her. But she’s also not one to shy away from trying some new, inventive things with her husband. But you are not allowed to know what those things are. But to give you a hint, we are usually naked when we try them.

5. Her body. I may have to go into specifics further down the list, but good gods does that woman have an amazing body. So small but so strong. She’s strong enough to push back and take care of herself when she needs to, but she’s small enough that I can carry her around or hold her up in various positions when needed.

6. She’s got the softest skin I’ve ever felt. I’d probably still want to anyway, but when we’re lying in bed, even if we’re just going to sleep I can’t help running my hands against her, just to feel that skin. It feels even better on my lips.

7. She’s incredible with a blaster. I mean that in more ways than one.

8. She’s quite flexible. I don’t think she’d like me to elaborate here.

9. She’s almost always just as eager as I am. She plays it a little reluctant sometimes, but it usually doesn’t take her much convincing to come to bed with me. Even better when she initiates

10. She’s very… responsive. I don’t really know how to say that tastefully without her getting mad at me. Let’s just say that it’s pretty easy to tell when she’s enjoying herself. And that it’s not easy when we have to stay anywhere with neighbors and very thin walls.

11. She’s gorgeous. It’s impossible for me not to get turned on the second she comes in the room.

12. Her lips. I never thought I could be happy just kissing someone, but she’s got great lips. I’m glad though that it usually leads to something else, because those lips are good for more than just kissing.

13. In that same arena, her tongue. Oh, gods does she know how to use that. I’m sure she thinks the same thing about me.

14. As long as we’re on body parts, this list would not be complete without mentioning her boo… well, uh, breasts. Is it okay to say it if that’s what I call ‘em? It’s amazing that I’m able to keep my hands to myself in public. Even more amazing that I ever let her wear a top when we’re alone. I think they have hypnotic powers. And if anyone has sensitive nipples…

15. It’s always the conservative princesses that are going to get wild once they finally let themselves go. At least that’s been my experience in this case.

16. She may have been inexperienced before me, but she is quick and eager to learn and now she definitely has no trouble knowing how to get me going.

17. The gold bikini. And some other outfits over the years. Being blind the first time she was wearing that thing was like some cruel joke. I can’t even begin to tell you what was going through my mind when she surprised me by showing that she had saved it. Of course while I loved looking at her in it I couldn’t get it off her fast enough. She has some other special outfits she wears for me on occasion, too. I know you women don’t get us guys’ need to see you in sexy outfits when all we really want is to get you naked, but you’re just gonna have to trust me when I say that this is one of the hottest things my wife does for me.

18. She made me a dad. If you ever told me when I was younger that I’d actually desperately want to have kids, I’d have laughed until my stomach hurt. I never thought I’d want a kid until I found someone I wanted to have one with. It’s amazing to look at her little body and know that she carried my children, especially since she still looks so incredible. I don’t think I ever felt like such a man as when I found out my wife was carrying our child. And seeing her as a mom somehow made me love he even more.

19. The sound of her voice. Yeah, you talk about me on this one, but every once in a while she’ll get real close and say something sexy right into my ear with that husky voice of hers and I can’t get her to bed fast enough. Even better when she says some, um, encouraging words under certain circumstances. I have to stop thinking about it right now or I’m gonna get myself into trouble.

20. Those hands. They may not be all “work-roughened” like mine are (and I’m glad for that) but she can do some incredible things with those small hands of hers. I never thought I’d get turned on watching a woman pilot my ship (I don’t let her do it often, but she’s great at it when she does) and the way she can take out an enemy with her bare hands. The way she fires a blaster (get your mind outta the gutter, I’m talking about an actual blaster, here) like when she took out that stormtrooper by the shield generator. And then she can still be so gentle, like when she massages my shoulders or runs her fingers all over me, it’s like I died and went to heaven.

21. As long as we’re back to body parts, she might get mad at me for this, but gods I love that ass. She may never let me see or touch it again though for saying that.

22. When she wears white. She still does this kind of a lot and it turns me on like you wouldn’t believe. Usually I can’t wait to get her home (or into some dark, mostly-hidden place) and prove just how un-virginal she is now.

23. Yeah, sweetheart, my list has more than yours now. Her heart. I’m getting a little sappy here, but it never ceases to amaze me what an amazing heart she has, in every aspect. So compassionate (and passionate, for sure.) She gives so much of herself in everything she does and it makes me feel incredibly lucky that a big part of that heart is just for me and it’s never hard to see how much she really loves me. She says she loves me all the time, but she shows it so much that I don’t need to hear it in order to know. Honestly, I never really got why they called it “making love” until I met her and I never knew there was this whole other connection I could have with someone. I don’t deserve having this woman love me so much, but I at least like to try and show her she didn’t make a huge mistake.

I could go on all day but I think I’ll stop there. I just know for an infinite number of reasons Leia is the best thing that ever happened to me. Followed of course by our kids. And hopefully she understands that I wasn’t tryin’ to embarrass her with this list, I just thought it was only fair that people knew just a few of the things that make her so amazing.

Thank you again to Han Solo, we do appreciate blog contributions from guest posters, especially from the very ones we are writing about. And hopefully your wife also appreciates this list!