Friday, January 8, 2016

Showdown at Centerpoint - The Review


 

Ahem.  Well, yes – we are back with these things!  Sorry for the long delay and welcome to our new followers.  Our next book review on the list was the last book in the Corellian Trilogy:  Showdown at Centerpoint.  I hope I do this review justice, I apologize if I’m a little rusty.  The good news is, in revisiting the EU following The Force Awakens, the EU has become quite enjoyable to read.  Little did we know how good we had it when we thought we had it so bad.  So there’s that. 
A brief note to our new followers, or anyone else who hasn't enjoyed our previous reviews:  These aren't typical book reviews in that we don't usually Cliff's Notes the plot for you in a way that would enable you to pass a test about it.  We concentrate solely on what we call:  The Han and Leia factor.  We point out parts of the book that are relevant to Han and Leia, whether good or bad and we put excerpts of the good parts for you to enjoy.  If you've never read any of the EU or if it's been a long time, these reviews are a fantastic way to peruse through the lot of them and just glean any Han and Leia awesomeness out of them while skipping all of the rest.  For this reason alone, I do really hope and intend to finish this review series if only for the purely selfish reason that I like to go back and do just that.  You'll find a link to all the reviews completed thus far down on the right hand side of the menu or you can just acces them at this link here:  EU:  The Book Club.

And,without any further ado, here we go…

Well, if at the end of the last book we were treated to a Han and Leia reunion, it only goes without saying that this book starts off with them being separated.  If we will all recall, Han was trying to pilot a broken coneship down to Selonia when Mara Jade’s ship, the Jade’s Fire (with Leia inside) rescued them and docked together.  In order to land, however, the two ships (and crew, read: Han and Leia) would once again have to separate. 

The very first chapter has some cute bits with Han interacting with his cone ship co-pilots, the Selonians: Dracmus and Salculd and dealing with their language barrier:

Han slapped the answer switch and tried to stay focused on his work. "Keep your shirt on, Dracmus," he said, shouting just a bit. "The comm unit send-circuits needed work as well. Tell honored Pilot Salculd that I'm nearly done." Why did the universe require all shipboard repairs to be on the rush? What I wouldn't give to have Chewbacca here, Han thought.

"What shirt?" the voice asked worriedly, "Should shirts be worn? Is this for safety?"

Han sighed and pushed the answer button again. "It's an expression. It means 'be patient,'" he said, struggling to keep his own patience. Dracmus was a Selonian, and most Selonians did not like being in space. Understandable for a species that mostly lived underground, but having an agoraphobic being in command was enough to drive anyone crazy.

And then a little while later this:

"How does all go?" Han asked Salculd the pilot, speaking in his rather labored Selonian. Salculd did not speak Basic.

"All is well. Honored Solo," Salculd replied. "At least until the next subsystem flips out."

"Wonderful," Han said to himself. "Everything be well, Honored Dracmus?" he asked in Selonian.

"Fine, fine, all is fine, until we crash and die," Dracmus replied.

"Glad we have a consensus," Han muttered to himself.

"It is good to plan ahead like that," Salculd said. "Here I was just going to land the ship the regular way. Now I am knowing that I will fail and we will crash. It is most comforting."

"That is enough, Pilot Salculd," Dracmus snapped. "Concentrate all attention on your duties."

"Yes, Honored Dracmus," Salculd said at once, her tone of voice most apologetic.

 I really enjoyed reading about Han’s experience here; I thought it was fun and very Han.

Meanwhile, Han does lament his luck with being away from Leia and describes their current situation and reasoning better than I could:

Han did not like Leia being on one ship while he was on the other, but the arrangement made too much sense. Mara, not yet completely recovered from her leg injury, still needed some looking after, and she needed a copilot, at least until she recovered. Space knew the Selonians, Dracmus and Salculd, needed all the help they could get. Besides which, Leia spoke Selonian- spoke it better than Han, for that matter-and given recent events it made more than a little sense to have at least one speaker of the Selonian language aboard each ship, in case of difficulties at the landing field. The plan was for the two ships to fly toward Selonia in formation and land side by side.

But even if it all seemed perfectly reasonable and harmless for Leia to stay on Mara's ship while he flew in the coneship, Han didn't have to like it.

Awwww.  It’s alright, Han.  You just don’t realize how good you have it, either.

There’s a cute bit where, unable to communicate verbally, Han and Leia are typing back and forth to one another with something like morse code and Han misspells just about every other word.  Leia, to be cheeky, misspells the words right back:

BEADY FO COMMENCE EMNTRY MANEUVERZ, he signaled, managing to spot every mistake just after he made it. "Someday I gotta take the time to brush up on this stuff," he muttered to himself.

WE ARE JUST ABOUT BEADY OURSELVES, Leia signaled back. TAKING POSITION TO YOUR STERN. WILL FOLLOW YOU IN.

"Ha, ha, ha." Han said. "Glad I married such a humorist." He shifted back to Selonian. "Very well, Salculd, take us in. With much care."  

We move onto Chapter 2 with perhaps the longest landing I have every read. But it starts with a little Leia contemplation that I’d like to share:

Leia Organa Solo, Chief of State of the New Republic, sat at the navigator's station aboard the Jade's Fire, watching the coneship drift in toward the planet Selonia. She had been a fool to let Han stay aboard that bucket of bolts. But she knew perfectly well that there had been no chance at all to get him off that ship, once he had decided he owed something to the Selonians on board.

But what, exactly, was he getting them into? Leia was forced to think not just like a wife but like a politician. She could not see any way of avoiding it, but there was no question that Han was being drawn in by these Selonians-and that Leia was being drawn in as well. It would be easy, all too easy, for the New Republic to find itself on one side or another of a fight it had no business in. It would be even easier to get tempted into bargains with these Hunchuzucs, bargains that had a few too many hidden strings attached . . .

"He'll be all right, Leia," Mara said. "We'll stay right with them, all the way down. The Fire can offer them more protection than you think."

"Hmmm? What? Oh, yes," Leia said, pointlessly embarrassed. It was somewhat mortifying to be reassured by Mara Jade, of all people. Somehow to have Mara assume that Leia was worrying about her husband's safety when she was really thinking about the politics of the situation made it even worse. Was she so callous that calculation of political advantage even pushed aside worries about her husband? So calculating that even Mara Jade was capable of more concern for Han?

But Leia told herself, rather firmly, that she had more sense than that. She had no choice but to think on more than one level. What good would it do Han if she got so tied up in sentimental worrying that she failed to foresee the dangers ahead?

"Han will be all right," Leia said again, trying to convince herself as much as her companion. "If anyone can get that tub down to the surface, he can."

"If anyone can," Mara agreed, none too reassuringly.

I really liked that part, I think it describes Leia’s situation as a wife, mother and a Galactic figure/politician.  She has to think differently, but it doesn’t make her uncaring or heartless as some might betray or interpret her. 

Moving on:  Of course, the landing doesn’t go as smoothly as planned and they are attacked on their way down. 

The attack is actually a fun read.  There’s some exchange between Leia and Mara as the pair differ on how much they should put themselves and the Jade’s Fire at risk to protect the cone ship and Han.  Han, as usual, has a trick up his sleeve to try to use as defense for the virtually defenseless coneship which Mara comments on: 

"Let's hope Han's idea works better than it ought to," Mara said.

It wasn't the most tactful thing to say, even if Leia had been thinking the same thing herself. But there was no time.

There’s also mention of Leia’s ability as a gunner (surely due to her time on the Falcon):

Leia fed two new targets to the follow-fire system, and got busy herself with the manual guns, reading the detection screens for herself. But the rest of the LAFs were not going to be such easy pickings. They had their rear shields powered up to maximum, and did a better job of evasive maneuvers, good enough to completely bamboozle the follow-fire systems.

But not good enough to fool Leia.  

And then Han Solo uses that famous ingenuity to pull his trick, which apparently consisted of putting the coneship into a spin and releasing a whole cloud of debris out into the atmosphere.  Not knowing what he had planned to do, his trick is a little disconcerting to Leia at first glance:

Just then the coneship cut its engines, allowing it to drop straight for the planet's surface. It threw the LAFs off, if only for a moment or two.

Leia shook her head and sighed. Not much of an evasive maneuver, but probably the best Han could manage with that clunky piece of junk. But suddenly her detector displays showed a cloud of debris blooming out from the coneship in all directions.

Fear stabbed at her heart. That one hit on the cone-ship's hull couldn't have done that much damage, could it? Could the craft be breaking up before her eyes, with Han aboard? She had no desire to watch the death of her husband-but then something happened to one of the LAFs, and then another, and another. As they swooped in close to the coneship, they bounced and skittered and wobbled off course. Two of them lost power, and the third was rocked by a small explosion amidships. Leia got a target lock on one of the survivors and fired, catching a piece of him before he managed to get his shields up. Leia tried to track to a new target, but the LAFs had plainly decided to take the hint and accept the fact they weren't welcome. They scattered, hightailing out of there in all directions.

But how in the blazes had- Suddenly she understood. Of course. Of course. "Mara! His trick worked! Get us out from behind Han, fast! New course, five or six kilometers to one side of him, and try to overtake him if you can. It's not going to be so safe to be behind him for a while."

She smiled, relief flooding over her. She should have known Han wouldn't give up without a fight.

Whew!  Han’s trick worked.  But they weren’t on the ground yet:

The ship's ungainly spin slowed, and stopped-and then started up again in the opposite direction-and started to get faster.

"Salculd!" Han called out. "This is no time for the playing of games!"

"I am not doing so, Honored Solo. Failure in lateral attitude control system. I cannot shut it off!"

"Oh, for-" Han scrambled up out of his seat and dove for the main circuit breaker box. He yanked it open and tripped the lateral attitude control breaker by hand. That killed the thrusters that were producing the spin-but also killed the ones that fired in the opposite direction, and could bring it to it halt. He slapped the access door shut and returned to his seat.

"Hope everyone is liking to spin," Han announced in Selonian. "We are to do it for a while. Salculd! Restart to main sublight engines-and nice, slow throttle-up, please!"

"At once, Honored Solo," Salculd replied. She reached for the throttle controls and began adjusting them.

Nothing seemed to happen. "Not that slow, Salculd. We need to do some braking!"

Salculd looked at Han, and the panicked look that had seemed on the verge of fading away was there in full force, and no doubt. "No activation!" she announced. "Engine initiator not responding!"

"Horror!" cried Dracmus. "We incinerate for certain."

"Quiet, Dracmus, or I send you out the airlock. Salculd, try again!" Han said. "Firstly confirm you have power to all engine systems."

"Board shows all power systems fine and lovely," Salculd said. "Board says is working, but it not."

"Not helpful," Han said, jumping up. "Off I go again. Keep trying, and listen to the comm!"

Poor Han.  Can he ever take a ride on a ship that just works all fine and lovely?  Needless to say, if Han doesn’t figure something out, his ship is going to enter atmosphere and what’s left of its incinerated pieces will crash into Selonia.  So, no pressure there.

There’s a good bit of Han running around the small ship and trying to figure out how to save his life.  Meanwhile, Leia is watching from the Jade’s Fire: 

"Something's wrong," Leia said, watching her detector screens. "The spin has reversed instead of stopping, and they haven't restarted their main engines."

"Maybe they took some bad damage from that hit," Mara said.

"Can we dock with the ship and get them off?" Leia asked.

"Not before they hit atmosphere," Mara said. "There's nowhere near enough time. Besides, that cloud of debris they threw out is still traveling with them. We'd get hit the same way the LAFs were."

"A tractor beam, then," Leia said. "We could set that up and-

"And what? That ship isn't all that much smaller than this one. The tractor on this ship doesn't have a tenth the power to hold that ship. If we tried it, more than likely they'd pull us down instead. I'm sorry, Leia. There's nothing at all we can do."

Deep in her heart, Leia knew Mara was right. But it felt wrong to give up without a fight. They had to do something. "Stay close," Leia said. "Get as close as you can without getting into the debris cloud and take up station keeping."

"Leia, there is nothing we can-”

"Suppose they get temporary control, or slow just enough that they can abandon ship?" Leia asked. "We need to be close enough to get in and help."

Mara hesitated a moment. "All right. But we won't be able to hold station keeping long. We're about five minutes from atmosphere right now, and once we hit it-well, that will be the end of things."

Leia knew that. Without shielding, without braking from the engines, the coneship would turn into a meteorite, a streak of fire that burned across the sky before crashing in the planet.

"I'll stay close as long as I can," Mara said. "But it won't be long."

"Do it," Leia said. But even as she urged Mara onward, she wondered why. What good would it do to watch from closer in as her husband was incinerated?

I know, right?  All very tense and dramatic.  The first two chapters of this book, in my opinion, were very Star Wars, very Han and Leia-ish and just very fun to read overall.  We saw Han at his best: improvising.  And Leia getting some girl time with Mara, firing guns, worrying about Han and just being very badass Leia.

And so, I’ll steer you guys to though to the landing.  First we have Han improvising:

One chance, Han told himself. Exactly one chance. For a fleeting moment he thought of Leia, watching from the Jade's Fire and unable to do anything. He thought of his three children, off somewhere in the care of Chewbacca and Ebrihim the Drall. No. No. He could not die. Not when they all needed him. One chance. The ship bucked and shuddered as the atmospheric buffering shook it hard enough to get past the inertial dampers. One chance.

Well, of course his trick works and they land on Selonia in the middle of friendly territory.  Yay!  This last bit was cute:

The old Selonian looked at the ship and shook her head. "Coneships," she said, her tone derisive. "The Hunchuzuc are foolhardy. Selonians do not belong in space."

Han looked at the Selonian for a long moment.

"You know," he said, "I'd just about worked that out for myself." He turned his back on the coneship and staggered off toward the other side of the clearing, where the Jade's Fire was settling in for a nice, calm, sedate landing.

If you were expecting another nice reunion to read about, there wasn’t any – at least not that we got to read about (missing moment!) but I’m sure we can all imagine how it went down. 

The next six chapters dealt with two things:

First: with Lando, Luke, Kalenda and Gaeriel (and R2 and 3PO) landing on Centerpoint, some kind of ancient space station which has been deserted save for one scientist.  That scientist is giving everyone a guided tour.  There are some cute exchanges between 3PO and Lando.  Lando apparently loves 3PO just about as much as Han does.  And I actually like the patience that Luke shows with 3PO.  You know that guy that can be nice to the annoying friend/aunt/relative no one else wants to deal with?  That’s Luke.

Anyway, I thought the tour was pretty boring other than that and during the tour the entire station starts to go berserk and there’s a big rescue, but I definitely didn’t enjoy it as much as the Han and Leia suspense in the first two chapters.  Big surprise.

They all make it out in the end and figure out that Centerpoint is most probably the thing that has been causing stars to go super-nova. Now, to find out who or what is causing it to fire… 

Second: The Solo kids.  Anakin Solo has figured out how to turn on and work the ancient device buried beneath the surface of Drall, which gets the attention of the Human League (and their uncle Thracken Sal-Solo).  There is some suspense here and there’s Chewbacca flying the Falcon and protecting the children.  Again, I didn’t find them as fun or as interesting a read.  Anakin is being very Anakin and figuring out this machine with eerie ease.  I did mark a spot where Anakin and Jacen hug each other and admit how much they miss their parents.

Chapter 8 brings us back to Han and Leia.  They are the ‘guests’ of the Selonians they had landed on (almost literally) and Han is very tired of sitting around and waiting:

"I am tired of waiting. Dracmus," Han said.

"Patience, Honored Solo. Waiting is not yet tired of you."

"Whatever that means,' Han growled.”Have you ever given a straight answer in your life?"

"What, exactly are you meaning by straight answer?"

Han Solo turned to his wife, who was sitting placidly at the breakfast table. "You see what I've had to put up with?" he asked. Dracmus had come to pay her morning call, as she did every day. And as he did every day, Han found himself wondering what the point of the visit was. "Riddles. Incoherent riddles. That's all I ever got. It's all we ever get."

"Take it easy, Han," Leia said. "Patience is the hardest part of diplomacy."

"But mine has reached its limits," Han said.

Apparently the Selonian culture is very strange and they are ‘holding’ Han, Leia and Mara as guests/prisoners but they won’t really say why and keep trying to stall.  There’s a good bit a dialogue and exchanges/postulating between Han, Leia and Mara.  I really enjoyed Mara in this book and I liked watching the relationship between Mara and Leia develop in this trilogy.  I didn’t cut and paste any of their conversation, but I’d go back and read Chapter 8 just for their interactions. 

Um, I’m gonna confess here that I really didn’t follow what was going on with the Selonians and really a lot of what was going on with the politics during this entire trilogy, but suffice it to say there’s a big reveal at the end of this section that I guess might make sense to someone who followed the plot a little better than I did.  I’ll just paste it:

"And you think our noble Hunchuzuc allies have decided that they've lost," Han said. "You think they're dickering with the Overden and we're part of the deal?"

"Something like that. Maybe the Overden wants us as bargaining chips, maybe as hostages, maybe they want to negotiate directly with Leia. Of course we don't even know for sure that it's the Overden and not the Hunchuzuc who have the repulsor. Maybe our side won."

'It is most regrettable," said a new voice, "but I fear that is not the case. The inestimable Mara Jade has described the situation exactly."

Han looked behind himself in surprise. The newcomer had arrived in utter silence from inside the villa. She was an older-looking Selonian, tall, but a little stooped over, her fur shot through with gray, but her eyes bright. "I am Kleyvits," she said, "and I speak for the Overden. We have won our Hunehuzuc sisters over to our cause." She paused, and then smiled, displaying an unpleasantly impressive collection of teeth. "And that means that we have also won all of you."

Duhn, duhn, duhn.  Very dramatic…I guess. 

Let me not fail to mention that sprinkled throughout the book we are kept up-to-date on Lando’s girlfriend and love life.  I just had to laugh out loud while I typed that.  Seriously, I don’t know how Lando’s love life rated an entire thread throughout three books, but it did.  Anyway, just so this review is not remiss, let it be known that she’s out there, floating around in her ship, looking for love in all the wrong places…

Okay, so we get a little bit more with the kids fixing droids and some unknown ship coming to land near them.  And then Luke and Lando figuring out how the Corellian System was formed with each planet having one of these repulsor things to push it into the right orbit or whatever.  The jist of the plot is outlined in this one paragraph:

"Well, there's one thing we can do," Luke said. "Get the word out. Tell our people what we've found out. If we can find Han and Leia and Chewbacca, if we can find our allies on the worlds here, and let them know what we know, that's a start. If they can get to a planetary repulsor in time, and if they can figure out how to run it, and if they can jam that hyperspace tractor-repulsor beam, then maybe we can save some lives."

Thanks for that nice summary, Luke.

Another thank you to Luke as he closes his eyes and uses his Force thing to figure out exactly where Han, Leia, Chewie and the kids are and everyone disperses to rescue everyone else.  Luke is heading to Han and Leia and Lando is heading toward the children and Chewie (and the Falcon).

Back to Han and Leia:  apparently the group that has them wants complete freedom and autonomy from the New Republic and everyone else and wants Leia to give it to them.  Well, of course she can’t and they go round and round and negotiations end something like this:

"Recognize the freedom of Selonia under the guidance of the Overden or never leave this planet alive."

"You've got yourself a deal," Leia said.

Kleyvits looked toward her eagerly. "Then we have persuaded you?"

"Absolutely," said Leia. "We pick the second choice, the one about not leaving alive. Go ahead and kill us all right now."

Kleyvits sighed wearily, and extended her claws to drum them on the tabletop, making a rather unsettling clicking noise. It was hard to miss just how sharp those claws were. "I can see," said Kleyvits, "that we are going to be here for a while."  

Meanwhile, Han’s cousin: Thrackan Sal-Solo manages to capture the Solo kids and Chewie (he was the mysterious ship that was seen landing).  There’s one part where the kids react to seeing him for the first time (remember: he looks a great deal like Han):

"Hello," said Jaina, and Jacen muttered a hello as well. Anakin took one look at his father's cousin and burst into tears-and Jaina couldn't blame him. It was upsetting just to look at Thrackan. He looked so much like their father-just a little darker, a little heavier, the hair a different shade. The beard helped make him seem at least a little different from Dad, but somehow that only made the similarities more upsetting. It was like looking at a dark side version of her father, the way he could have been, if anger and resentment and suspicion had taken hold of him.

I liked this reaction and introspection.  Given the background that Han has he could’ve easily turned out differently.  Thank the gods he turned out the way he did! 

Thracken takes holos of the kids (and of the Drall repulsor) and broadcasts it across the airwaves.  Good guy, that Thracken.  Great fun at family reunions, I’m sure.

In between we volley back and forth between all the forces congealing in the Corellian System to partake in this final showdown (at Centerpoint).  The Bakurian Forces, the New Republic Forces, Luke, Lando and of course, Lando’s girlfriend.  Suffice it to say they are all doing something and they will all have their part to play.

Back to Han and Leia, they had been under planetary jamming but Thracken lifts it to send his message.  First he claims to have control of Drall’s planetary repulsor (which he does since he has the Solo kids and Anakin had gotten it to work).  Second he claims this:

"The second prize that we have won is of a more personal nature," Thrackan went on. "We have rescued the three children of Leia Organa Solo, Chief of State of that same New Republic."

Han felt the blood drain from his face, felt his heart turn to ice. He looked to Leia and saw the same horror there.

I don’t care if this is all imaginary or not (obviously) but it just gives me the chills when they mess with their children, doesn’t it?  It’s needless of me to say that Han and Leia are distraught, but I’ll paste a few more passages to drive home the point.

At first Han and Leia are skeptical about both Thracken having the repulsor and of him having the children.  But that is what he took the holos for, right?  Here’s Han and Leia’s reaction to the holo:

It was the children, held inside a force field containment, with Chewbacca, Ebrihim, and a Drall Leia did not know held in an adjacent containment. The cam moved from face to face, showed a close-up of each of them. Jacen, looking sad but determined; Jaina worried, her gaze straying to Anakin; Anakin glaring straight at the cam. His face was streaked with tears, and he looked snuffly, as if he had just calmed down after crying. The cam moved along to show Thrackan, smiling coldly.

Leia choked back a sob, and Han felt a lump in his own throat. Thrackan had them. Thrackan had stolen children, Han's children. Thrackan had kidnapped his own flesh and blood. But then Han felt his sickness at heart, his fear, his horror, turn to cold, hard anger, clear-sighted anger. Thrackan wanted them scared, and shocked. But already Han was determined not to give Thrackan what he wanted.

And then when the video is over:

"Han-Han-he's got our children. He's got our children, and we-we can't do what he says. We can't." Leia looked to her husband, her eyes full of tears.

"I know." said Han, the words tearing at his insides.

Ouch.  I hate when they kidnap the kids!

So, then Han gets really fired up as you can imagine and argues with the Selonians that are holding them captive.  We then have this little tidbit as Han presses his argument and all the captors abruptly leave the room:

"I don't understand," said Han, drastically understating the case. "1 had a hunch there had to be some ringers brought in. I figured it had to be outsiders who had researched its operation that were actually running the repulsor. I figured that would make Kleyvits look a little bad-but nothing like that. What happened?"

"I'll explain later," Mara said. "Right now, see to Leia."

Han turned toward his wife, who had sat back down in one of the splendid, luxurious chairs that filled this splendid, luxurious prison of a villa. She was sobbing quietly to herself, the tears falling quietly. "Oh, Han. Our children. That man has our children."

"I know," said Han. "I know. But he is not going to keep them. I promise you that we will get them-

But suddenly Leia was on her feet, looking up, an eager, faraway look in her eyes, the change in her demeanor bewilderingly fast. Han exchanged a glance with Mara, and it was plain they were both wondering, for a fleeting moment, if Leia had suddenly become unhinged. But Han should have known better. Leia was made of sterner stuff than that.

"It's Luke!" she said. "Luke is coming this way. I can feel him, reaching out with the Force to me. He's homing in on me."

"How soon is he coming?" Han asked. "How fast will he-

Han's question was answered even as it was drowned out by the roaring thunder of a fast, low-flying aircraft.

Yay!  Luke to the rescue.  Even I got the goosebumps when Luke arrived here!  Everyone greets each other and you just know things are going to start going right because the Big Three are together.  They say their hellos, exchange information and reassure each other that everything is going to be set straight.  Just the way it should be.

Now we go to perhaps one of my favorite moments with the Solo kids.  They are being held prisoner, remember?  Well, they wouldn’t be Han and Leia’s kids if they didn’t take some action, right?  Right.  They don’t sit around and wait to be rescued like some princess…oh, wait, nevermind.  Anyway, we have some more Anakin machine machinations and the kids escape from their prisons.  Unfortunately Chewbacca and all other adults are not and they cannot free them for reasons I can’t remember. 

This leaves the children and the Falcon free to take off.  What do you think they do?  Well, we have to wait a few more chapters to find out, but I’m sure you can guess.

We go back and forth between all those other forces gathering.  I apologize that I don’t really give a good synopsis on what they are all doing, but you know, go reread Luke’s synopsis up there and you can bet they are all doing something to accomplish that – especially Lando’s girlfriend.  Let’s not forget about her.

Long story short, they are all gathering together over this system to take this star burster thing down, to uh, have a Showdown at Centerpoint.

We get a little more of Han, Leia, Luke and Mara who apparently, in spite of Luke arriving all heroic like, are still captives of the Selonians.  It basically boils down to the fact that Selonians cannot separate what one family member does from another, so they blame Han for what Thrackan is doing.  Luke does comment that he and Leia are lucky that humans don’t do that…

But anyway, enough of all that.  Let’s get back to the kids and the Falcon.

The kids set off to fly the Falcon and get help.  There is a little bit of the kids having to get the Falcon up and running again.  But then we have this:

Jacen paused at the entrance to the cockpit of the Millennium Falcon. He had been in the cockpit many times before, of course-but this was different, very different. No one was keeping an eye on him this time, or making sure he didn't press any buttons, or shooing him away. No. This time, he was here to fly the ship. Fly her. The very idea terrified him.

"Want to have a contest to see which one of us is more scared?" Jaina asked.

Jacen turned around and smiled. His twin sister and his little brother were behind him, all three of them standing right at the threshold of the cockpit. "I don't know," he said. "How close do you think it will be?"

"Not close at all. I bet I'm a zillion times more scared than you."

"Don't be so sure about that," said Jacen. "I bet it's a tie."

"I'm not scared," said Anakin. "I'll fly her, if you want."

"I might take you up on that one if you weren't too short to reach the controls properly," said Jacen.

"Might I remind all of you of the need for haste at this point?" asked Q9. "I believe I have gotten over my recent bout with paranoia, but let us not forget that there really is someone out to get us."

"He's got a point," Jacen said. He turned to Jaina. "Which seat do you want? Pilot or copilot?"

Jaina paused for a moment, and then smiled. "Like father, like son. You take Dad's seat at pilot. He'd like it that way. I bet Mom would too."

Jacen smiled back at her, then climbed in and took his place at the pilot's station, adjusting the seat up as high and as far forward as it would go. Jaina did the same.

I just love this entire exchange.  The twins reassuring one another and the little brother charging forward.  Jacen taking his father’s seat and adjusting it to fit.  I thought it was all so cute while the whole time I’m wondering how Han will react to his kids flying his baby.

The kids are able to talk to Chewie over a comm, so they are not entirely alone and they do develop a plan to try and free him.  Jaina has an idea to blow up the generators that are working the containment field.  Jacen doesn’t quite agree, but supports his sister warily.

Jaina quickly explains her plan to Chewie and the other prisoners and we get this:

"Chewie---get as close to the center of the containment as you can and shield your eyes, and tell the others to do the same.”

A howl of protest came over the intercom.

"Will you relax?" Jaina said. "This will work, trust me. You guys just get ready to run and hide as soon as the force field goes down. Here we go."

Poor Chewie.  How many times has he been told to ‘relax and trust me’ by some crazy human with the last name of Solo?

Sadly, her idea doesn’t work and the kids realize that they’ll have to fly off in the Falcon and try to find help to come back for Chewbacca as their plan has drawn unwanted attention from their captors and bad guys are closing in on them.

"Everyone hang on to something," said Jacen. "I've never done this before." He pulled back on the repulsor power control, and the Millennium Falcon lumbered up into the sky.

Thracken Sal-Solo is not far behind the children in another ship and in hot pursuit.  I enjoyed reading about the kids trying to handle the cantankerous Falcon, so I’ll paste a bunch of it here:

Jacen held the controls in a death grip as the Falcon rode her repulsors up into the early-morning sky. They came up out of the repulsor shaft, still moving straight up, but Jacen knew better than to try to fly too high and too long on repulsor power alone. He would have to make the transition to sublight engines--and make it quickly. The repulsors were not intended for indefinite boost in the first place-and Jacen knew just how much this ship had been through recently. He put his hand on the sublight engine throttles, and pulled back on them as slightly, and as gently, as he could.

The Millennium Falcon took off like a lightning bolt, streaking across the sky. Jacen pulled the Falcon's nose up, trying to gain some altitude-or at least trying to avoid diving into the ground. He swallowed hard and eased the sublights back just a trifle, and then shut off the repulsors. The Falcon shuddered for a moment, but then settled down to smooth flight-at least for a moment or two. Then she was suddenly diving in toward the ground far below. Jacen pulled back up on the stick, forcing her nose up, fighting to keep her from fishtailing all over the sky. At last she seemed to stabilize as he got the feel of the controls. But he kept his tight grip on the joystick and kept his eyes constantly flitting back and forth between the viewports and the controls.

"Well, we're out," Jaina asked. "Now where do we go?"

"I don't know," Jacen said. "We never talked about that part, but-

"Behind us!" Anakin shouted. "Look at the detector screen!"

Jacen had to look for a moment before he could even find the detector screen. But once he did, he had not the slightest trouble reading it.

There was cousin Thrackan's assault boat, hot on their heels. A blast of laser flared past the Falcon's starboard side, and Jacen flinched involuntarily-jerking the ship's controls, and heeling the Falcon up and flipping her over on her roll axis until the topside of the ship was pointed down. The Falcon was suddenly climbing at about a forty-five-degree angle of attack, but with the cockpit pointed down instead of up. The artificial gravity system held them in their seats, but Jacen could look up and back and see the ground where a piece of sky should have been.

The accidental maneuver seemed to have shaken Thrackan off their tail, at least for the moment, but he would be back, no doubt about it. And he'd start shooting at them again.

"Shields up!" Jacen shouted.

"Where-where are the shield controls?" Jaina asked.

"Chewie moved 'em when he rewired the cockpit," Anakin said from the observer seat. "Under your left hand, sort of. The panel with the big red buttons."

"Where? Where?" Jaina said. "I don't see it."

"I'll get it," Anakin said. He undid his seat restraint, hopped out of his seat, and wriggled in between the two pilot stations. He reached in and flicked the safeties off a row of red switches, stabbed his chubby finger down on a big red button, and twisted two dials. "All right, now shields up! Top, bottom, and forward shields at-um-twenty percent. Rear shields at full."

A dull crash and a shudder that ran through the whole ship told Jacen that Anakin had gotten the shields up just in time-and that cousin Thrackan's aim was getting better.

Was he trying to shoot them down? Were those warning shots? Or was he trying to disable them? So far, as best Jacen could tell, Thrackan had just used the assault boat's chin guns, low-caliber lasers intended more for antipersonnel work than ship-to-ship fighting. But what did it mean? Jacen knew his dad would have been able to interpret the shots, know just what Thrackan intended, and what to do about it. But his father was not here, however devoutly Jacen might wish that he were. Probably-probably-

Thrackan was trying to disable the Falcon, not kill them. The thought was not much comfort.

Thirty seconds before, he had been worrying about figuring out where to go. Suddenly he wasn't all that interested in getting to anyplace at all.

All he wanted to do was get away from here, right now.

I really enjoyed that entire sequence both because it was just fun to see the Falcon in the Solo kids’ hands and because it demonstrated just how much Han (and Chewie) do with quiet ease, even the part about how Han would know what the firing shots from the pursuing ship meant and what to do.  I thought that was all pretty cool to read/experience.

Lando and his crew are hovering over the same planet that the children are escaping from: remember he had left to get the kids when Luke had left to get Han and Leia?  Their Republic ship sees the two smaller ships escaping and chasing each other.  They don’t know who is who and it is commented that “one ship is being flown very badly”.  Instantly (of course), Lando recognizes the Falcon:

Kalenda worked the controls with lightning speed and brought up the imagery from the long-range visual scanner and the tactical. The images of two ships appeared. Both were clawing for altitude, the one in the lead flying erratically-and upside down. "That's the Falcon," Lando said. "That's the Millennium Falcon, Han Solo's personal ship. It's flying upside down, and I think the pilot must be drunk, but I'd know that ship anywhere."

"That's the assault boat behind it," Ossilege said eagerly. "And it looks to have taken some damage."

"Who the devil is flying the Falcon?" Kalenda asked.

"It's not Chewbacca, I can tell you that much," said Lando. "He could fly her better than that blindfolded and with one arm in a sling-and I'm not speaking poetically."

"Then who is it?"

"I have an idea, but none of you would believe me anyway," said Lando. "You didn't last time."

Ossilege looked at him sharply. "You're saying one of the children is flying that ship?"

"You said it, I didn't,” Lando replied.

The Republic crew assesses the situation and deduces that the children are flying the Falcon and Thrackan Sal-Solo is most likely the one chasing them.  They decide to capture both ships in their tractor beam, pulling the children to safety and capturing the bad guy in one fell swoop.

Meanwhile, back on the Falcon:

The Falcon lurched wildly to one side as the assault boat managed another hit. "Shields didn't like that one," Anakin said, watching the defense display.

"That's it," said Jaina. "I've had it. Let's give them some of their own back. Powering up ventral laser cannon and setting for aft-aim."

"What?!" Jacen cried. "Are you out of your mind?"

Quite understandably, Thrackan did not appreciate being shot at.

"Shoot at me?" Thrackan said. "Those miserable whelps have the gall to shoot at me? Activating main armament!"

"But you'll blow them out of the sky!" Thrag protested. "You need them alive!"

"But I want them dead," said Thrackan Sal-Solo. "Main armament powered up and ready to fire."

Jacen risked a peek at the detector screen. "Jaina, he's not backing off, he's bringing his main turret cannon to bear! We've got to get out of here. Hang on!"

Jacen pulled back up on the stick, pulling the nose of the Falcon up. The Falcon climbed over its nose, into an inside loop, up and over before pulling out of the loop, right on Thrackan's tail.

"Anakin! Forward shields to full!" Jacen shouted, and his little brother scrambled to reset the switches, just in time to deflect a near miss from the assault boat's turret gun. The Falcon bucked and shuddered, but her shields held.

"We're in behind their shields! I have a shot! Hang on!" Jaina called. She fired twice. The first caught the turret gun right at the join with the assault boat's upper hull, blowing the gun clean off the hull. The second caught the sublight engine array, smashing the sublight emitters down to nothing.

The assault boat was dead in space.

Jacen had to stop cheering long enough to keep from ramming the Falcon right into her stern.

And then a giant, invisible hand reached out and yanked the Millennium Falcon by the scruff of the neck.

"Assault boat has lost main propulsion. Tractor beam on!" Kalenda announced. "Positive lock on assault boat. Provisional lock on Falcon. Falcon attempting to break free. We can't hold Falcon for too long without damage to her."

Lando went to the flag deck com panel and punched in a comm access code he had not used in a while. "Let's hope Han didn't go and change codes on me," he muttered, then pushed the transmit key. "Lando Calrissian to Millennium Falcon. This is Lando Calrissian calling Millennium Falcon. Shut down your engines and do not resist the tractor beam. We are taking you aboard a Bakuran vessel, allied with the New Republic. Do you copy?"

"Lando?" came a young, eager voice over the com line. "Is that you? Is that you?"

"That you, Jaina?" Lando asked.

"No, I'm Jacen," came the rather irritated reply. "But Jaina and Anakin are here too. And so is Q9."

Another yay!  The children are hauled onboard the Republic frigate safely as is Thrackan Sal-Solo, but not before his toady pokes a little fun at him:

Captain Thrag sat in the smoky control cabin of his assault boat, and laughed, but there was little joy or happiness in the angry sound.

"How have the mighty fallen, O mighty Diktat," he said. "They have beaten you, beaten you completely. Shot down by children. Children so young they probably had trouble seeing over the control panel."

"Shut up, Thrag," said Thrackan. "Shut up or I'll kill you on the spot."

The children witness Thrackan being taken into custody and he glares at them menacingly:

Anakin stood between his brother and his sister, holding each of them by the hand. He stared, wide-eyed and solemn, as they led Thrackan Sal-Solo, Diktat of Corellia, away.  “Our cousin is a very bad man,” he said.

Neither of the other children could think of anything more to say.

Lando’s first order of business was to get word to Han and to describe a little more plot stuff much better than I could:

It was a full-length view of Lando, shown at about half life size. "Hello," he said in a very solemn voice. "I don't know exactly what your situation is, so I will send duplicate copies of this to all of you. A lot has happened. The bad news is that the real enemy has finally shown up. It's the fleet from the Sacorrian Triad. Luke knows about it. They are the real enemy. Everything else-all the rebellions-are not much more than diversions. The fleet has a total of about eighty ships of all sizes, and they are closing-very slowly-on Centerpoint. They seem to be timing it so they will get to Centerpoint just as the Bovo Yagen shot goes off. We haven't interfered with them-yet- and they haven't made any hostile gesture toward our ships. I doubt that's going to last long, though.

"That's the bad news, and it's bad." The image of Lando paused for a moment, and then broke into a broad smile. "The good news is very good indeed. Don't ask me how, because we haven't had time to sort it all out yet, but the children have escaped from Thrackan-and they did it aboard the Millennium Falcon. They flew the ship. And before you can turn blue, Han, the Falcon doesn't have so much as a scratch on her. But the punch line is-they captured Thrackan. Han, you should have seen it. The kids flew a classic inside loop and put two disabling shots right into Thrackan's stern. The Bakurans have taken Thrackan prisoner. Anyway, I know you won't believe it, but the kids did it all-

"I don't believe it," Han said.

"Sssh!" said Leia.

"-and they are all safe and sound aboard the Intruder. Chewbacca and two Drall who got mixed up in all this are being picked up from the repulsor right now. They're okay too, as best we can tell.

“But the real reason I sent this message is to ask you to come here. Gaeriel Captison has called a council of war for eighteen hours from now. We need you all there. Madame Captison wants a Selonian representative as well. Please arrange that if you possibly can. Also, to be blunt about it, the odds are good we're going to need every scrap of firepower we can get before the end of this. We need all of you, we need the Jade's Fire, and we need Luke's X-wing. Send a return message as soon as possible, reporting your intentions. But whatever you do, please hurry. We are almost out of time."

In the very next chapter, titled: The Last Good-bye, we get the Solo family reunion without a moment’s delay:

Leia Organa Solo, Chief of State of the New Republic, ran full-tilt down the access ramp of the Jade's Fire, onto the hangar deck of the Intruder, and nearly knocked over two of the honor guard as she rushed forward to her children, flinging her arms around the twins. Anakin escaped her first swooping hug simply because he was hopping too fast and too high with excitement to be an easy target. But Han Solo was hard on the heels of his wife, and he scooped Anakin clear up off the ground. Luke joined the happy little knot of chaos, hugging the children, greeting them, tousling Jacen's hair, tickling Jaina, lifting Anakin out of Han's arms to hold him in his own. Threepio tottered around, offering his own greetings- and generally getting in the way.

"Anakin! Jacen! Jaina!" said Leia. "Oh, let me look at you all." But then she threw her arms around all three of them, and held them so tight it didn't seem likely she could see much of anything at all.

Lando Calrissian joined the tangle of welcome, throwing his arm around Han, shouting a friendly insult in his ear, pounding him on the back, giving Leia a kiss, teasing the children. The other new arrivals, Mara Jade and the Selonian representative, Dracmus, followed.

Admiral Ossilege allowed himself a thin, wintry smile as he watched the proceedings. "Not the most dignified of entrances, eh, Madame Prime Minister? I would have expected more poise from the Chief of State."

Gaeriel probably could have managed some commonplace comment about ceremony giving way to family, or that there were other considerations besides dignity in the universe, but somehow she couldn't bring herself to do it. She thought of her own little daughter, Malinza, back home on Bakura. She looked to Luke Skywalker, lifting his niece up onto his shoulders, and thought of how good he was with children, and of all the things that might have been, but never could be now. But still, the admiral seemed to be expecting some kind of reply. So she decided to speak, and somehow, the truth slipped out. "I think it's beautiful," she said,

Admiral Hortel Ossiiege turned toward her and regarded her with frank surprise. "Indeed?" he said. "Clearly, then, standards of beauty vary greatly. Mine do not include noisy and unruly children."

"Then I pity you," said Gaeriel, quite surprised with herself for being so blunt. "I know of nothing else that brings more beauty into my life."

Gaeriel Captison stepped forward, leaving a stunned Admiral Ossiiege in her wake. She moved toward the newcomers and offered them a simple, graceful bow. "Madame Chief of State," she said. "Captain Solo. I bid you welcome to the Intruder, and wish you much joy of this wonderful reunion." And with that, she knelt down in her very official ministerial robes and gave each of the children a kiss.

Let the old sourpuss chew on that for a while, she told herself. Gaeriel had had something of a wild streak in her youth. It was good to know it had not completely abandoned her.

Cute little reunion scene and I included the latter half for two reasons:  One to demonstrate what Zyra had talked about in the previous book review, the ‘what might have been’ between Gaeriel and Luke and secondly, the reaction from the grumpy old man at Leia’s behavior.  I just thought it was something that she had to deal with all the time and I like seeing her when she just doesn’t give a damn and acts how she wants for the sake of herself, Han and/or the children.

Now that everyone is together, they start to talk strategy.  In what I paste below, the characters will sum up their plan, so I won’t go into it here.  Towards the end, Kalenda the secret agent, suggests that the kids (particularly Anakin) are the best hope to get the repulsor firing and to do what they want with the machinery.  Old grumpy from the passage pasted above, was not too keen on this idea, as you can imagine:

Ossilege looked up at Kalenda, his expression utterly unreadable. Was there anger seething under there? Was he simply considering her words? Was he infuriated at the assault on his authority, or simply wondering if she might be right? It was impossible to tell. The man was completely inscrutable. "You argue most effectively, Lieutenant Kalenda. You marshal your facts well. You will either go far as an intelligence officer or end your career in the brig for insubordination. I had intended to disembark all noncombatants on Drall in any event, and it occurs to me that the shielded side chambers of the repulsor are probably the safest place to be right now. Madame Chief of State, Captain Solo-if, as Lieutenant Kalenda claims, your children might be of help, would you consent to their being put to work?"

"Absolutely," said Han. "Not that it matters what we think. Get them within a hundred kilometers of trouble, and they'll find it all on their own."

"Madame Chief of State?"

"We need all the help we can get," said Leia. "Let them do their part."

Ossilege raised his eyebrows and looked hard at both of them, "Very well," he said. "Then let us move on. Lieutenant?"

"Well, sir, to sum up, we have two objectives, neither of them very easy. First is to defeat the Triad fleet and prevent it from dominating this star system. Second is to do whatever we can to prevent Centerpoint from firing again. I believe that covers everything we were going to discuss, except for Source A-and I believe you wanted to cover that yourself."

We’ll get to more plot stuff later, but before all the heroes go off to save the galaxy, you know what needs to happen, right?  If you don’t, here you go:

If the day had started with joyous reunions, it ended with tearful good-byes. "Do you really have to go, Mommy?" asked Anakin, his voice a little snuffly, his chin quivering just a bit. They were in the Intruder's hangar deck again, the last load of noncombatants boarding the shuttle that would take them down to the safety of the repulsor's shielded side caverns.

"Yes I do, dearest," Leia said, kneeling down in front of him, forcing a reassuring smile onto her face. "And so do you. Everyone has a job today. I have to help Daddy and Chewbacca fly the Falcon. You and your brother and sister have to go down to the repulsor again, and see if you can make it work the way we need it to."

"I bet we can," said Anakin.

"I'll bet you can too, sport," said Han, tousling his son's hair. He was smiling too, but even Anakin must have been able to see the pain in his eyes. And even Anakin knew that everyone had to pretend that everything was fine.

Leia looked up at Jaina and Jacen. "You two take care of each other, and of Anakin, all right? And do what Threepio and Ebrihim and the Duchess tell you to do. And be sure to-be sure to-"

Suddenly Leia stopped, her voice choked up. It was all too ridiculous. She was going into battle, she was sending her children to operate a machine that could move a planet around, sending them off to face more responsibility than most intelligent beings ever dreamed of, she might be killed and never see them again, and yet she was left with nothing to tell them but the age-old motherly admonitions to behave themselves and brush their teeth.

"We will, Mom," said Jaina, her voice gentle and low. "Don't worry, we'll do all the things we're supposed to do."

"Fear not, Madame Chief of State," said Threepio. "I shall take good care of them all-assuming the Drall permit me."

Leia threw her arms about her children, shut her eyes, and squeezed them as tight as she could. "I love you all," she managed to say, before her voice choked up altogether.

She held them for as long as she could, and a little bit longer besides, until Han knelt down beside her and gently pulled her arms back. "It's time to go," he said. "The ship has to leave."

Leia nodded, unable to speak. She kissed each of them one last time, and Han did the same. The three children and Threepio walked aboard the shuttle transport, and the shuttle transport lifted off.

And they were gone.

Poor Leia.

Han goes and sees old Thrackan in the brig and the two exchange words and then everyone is getting ready to head out and do their part in the final chapter aptly named:  Showdown at Centerpoint. 

At last, at long last, it was time to board ship, launch, and head out into space. But getting to that point was not easy. The Bakurans needed all the firepower of the newly repaired Millennium Falcon, and no one could argue that the Falcon needed a crew of at least three-a pilot, a copilot, and a gunner-in order to provide the maximum firepower. There was, of course, never even the slightest debate over who the pilot and copilot should be. Han and Chewbacca belonged in those seats, and there was no doubt about it.

But more than a few people tried to talk Leia out of sitting in the quad laser turret. It was not proper for a Chief of State to go flying around taking potshots at enemy ships. But Leia was adamant. She had had enough of being pushed around in recent weeks. It was high time she paid a little of that back. The harder people tried to talk her out of going on the mission, the more determined she became. Even Ossilege tried to talk her out of it. But even Ossilege realized, eventually, that he had to back down.

Go Leia!  So, with everyone in place now the big battle is about to start.  Anakin is down at the big machine working his magic and all the ships are flying around in formation.  Han even makes a comment about how well Mara Jade flies a ship, so even he is warming up to her by the end of this trilogy.  But wait, what about Lando’s love life?  Don’t worry, it hasn’t been forgotten.  Although I didn’t mark this, I guess I’ll go ahead and treat you to it. 

Lando sees a civilian ship floating nearby and on a hunch, goes off to investigate (you know right in the middle of the big galactic crisis that is going on).  Of course, it is Tendra and we have this scene as they reunite:   

"Lando?" she asked. He was the first human being she had seen in a month.

"Tendra."

And suddenly they were in each other's arms, holding each other tight. "Oh, Lando. Lando. You shouldn't have come. You shouldn't have. There are ships on all sides of us, and sooner or later the shooting is going to start and-"

"Hey, hey," said Lando. "Shh. Take it easy," he said. "Take it easy. My ship is plenty fast enough to get us out of here. We'll be all'right."

"But it's too dangerous!" she insisted. "It was too risky."

"Come on," Lando said, stroking her chin and giving her a big, warm smile. "I had to think of my image. How could I possibly turn down the chance to rescue the damsel in distress?"

Alright, I have to admit that was kinda cute to read.  Lando that old rogue, it’s good to see him happy.

We bounce right back to a bunch of getting in position and waiting around and other plot stuff, until things begin to heat up and we have the crew of the Falcon preparing to go into battle and it looks a little something like this:

"All right, Chewie," said Han, half an hour later. "Jump off in five minutes. Let's look sharp. Leia-time for you to get up to the turret and strap in."

Leia stood up from the observer's seat and nodded. "I know," she said. But she didn't leave. Not immediately. First she stepped forward, pulled Han's head toward hers, and gave Han a kiss. A warm, lingering kiss that did not so much end as fade gently away. "I love you," she said.

"I know," said Han. "And you know I love you."

Leia smiled. "You're right," she said. "I do." She stood up straight, reached over, and ruffled the fur on top of Chewbacca's head. "So long, Chewie," she said. "See you on the other side." And with that, she turned and left the cockpit.

Han turned and watched her go, then looked over to Chewbacca. "You know, Chewie," he told the Wookiee, "there's a lot to be said for this being married business.”

Chewbacca let out a low, rumbling laugh and went back to double-checking the shield settings."

Ooh, pretty nice kiss and exchange, right?

So the end of the book is very fast-paced, going paragraph to paragraph between all the different players.  Anakin gets upset and runs off and hides and his brother has to talk him into coming back and helping which was cute.  All the major players do all their major parts and the big bad machine gets properly blown up and the bad guys lose and the good guys win.

Yay!  And maybe, just maybe, proving that this trilogy of books was supposed to be about Lando all along, he even gets to close out the novel:

But the repulsor beam broke up the opening into hyperspace, defocused the beam, detuned it enough that some small part of its energy was converted into visible light. The South Pole of Centerpoint began to glow, began to throb and pulse with its own power. The glow spread, expanding outward, stretching itself out into a magnificent bubble of light, harmless light, that lit the skies of all the Corellian worlds, gleaming, shining, blooming, growing-and then guttering down to nothing.

Lando Calrissian watched it all from the North end of Centerpoint, and started breathing again. He hadn't even realized he had stopped.

"Now," he said to Tendra. "Now, it's over."

And indeed it was.  There is an epilogue that has a happy scene of Han and Leia watching their kids run around and everyone smiling and watching as well.  There’s a bunch of plot wrap up stuff and then we end again with Lando:

"Lando?" asked Tendra as they wandered about on the churned-up land that the rise of the repulsor had produced. It was not the loveliest of landscapes, but it did have the advantage of providing a good deal of privacy behind every hummock and furrow of ground.

"Yes?" Lando asked. "What is it?" Tendra had found herself on top of a higher than usual clump of loose rock. Lando offered his hand, and she took it, used it to steady herself as she slipped and slithered down into the next little furrow of ground. He did not let go of her hand once she was on level ground, and she did not let go of his.

"Remember how I told you that a Sacorrian woman is not allowed to marry without her father's consent, no matter how old she is?"

Lando felt a little flutter in his chest, a flutter of fear, and excitement, and interest, all mixed up together. "Yes," he said, managing to keep his voice steady. "What about it?"

"Well," she said, "there's just one thing. We don't have to do anything about it immediately, but there's something more I want to tell you about that law. An interesting legal technicality. It's been well established by many precedents that a Sacorrian woman is not bound by that law- ifshe is outside the Sacorrian system. If she were on, oh, Drall for example."

"Is that so?" Lando asked, quickly regaining his old equilibrium. The idea needed time, and thought-but he definitely liked it at first glance. He smiled, and looked at her lovely face. "Is that a certifiable fact?" he asked.

"It is," she said, smiling right back at him.

"Then why don't we get back to the Lady Luck and discuss the whole matter over dinner?" he asked. "I've always found legal technicalities to be downright fascinating."

And that’s that.  I have to say that I enjoyed this book for the most part.  I thought several parts of it, as I mentioned, were very Star Wars-y and that the characters seemed written fairly well and on point.  There were a few sluggish parts, like the tour of the facility and some other plot heavy scenes/chapters but other than that, it was an overall good read, escpecially from a Han and Leia perspective.

Now a word on scoring.  As I mentioned at the beginning of this review, the EU does not seem as grim as it used to following TFA.  So, I’m thinking our scoring system and our reviews themselves might be skewed a bit as this is the first book to be reviewed following the release of the movie.  Regardless, there isn’t anything that can be done about it, but I will at least try to keep in alignment with the previous scores, not giving an undeserving book a 5 star rating just because, as bad as it was, it was still better than TFA, if you know what I mean.  Funny, I wonder how we would rate COPL now?  I'd venture to guess that it might've at least eeked up a little higher on its score.  Haha!

With all that being said, I’m giving this book a rating of 3.5 stars.  It was a fun read and had just enough of Han and Leia and their children sprinkled throughout to keep it enjoyable.  Even Mara and Lando were fun to read about.  There was some Leia girl time, Lando in love, a few kisses - yeah, not too bad at all.

And that's it.  Hope you enjoyed this review and thanks for reading.

Up next:  The Hand of Thrawn Duology by Timothy Zahn.

Thursday, December 31, 2015

Happy 2016!

Happy New Year to all of our Han and Leia fans out there. Let's have 2016 be when we write our stories that show us the couple we remember and maybe it will also give us some time to come to terms with the movie and enjoy the other aspects of it. And who knows, maybe other people will start coming around to our side.

It's been a long year, and things were often very, very quiet around here. But if anything, the great thing about the movie coming out is that it has brought so many of us together. Let's see if we can keep the momentum going in a positive direction. Although you can of course still use this post to continue to vent your Episode 7 woes, share links to articles and stories and artwork as there has been some good stuff from that as well.

Also, for fun, go ahead and suggest some things that you think maybe our favorite characters would've done to celebrate a New Year.

I hope everyone has a good year and sticks around!

Sunday, December 27, 2015

Ten Days Later, More Episode 7 Talk

I like to look at this photo above now and pretend they are thinking.... wait, WHAT did you say happens after we get married?!?!

Someone requested another new post, because once we get over 200 comments it gets tough to see stuff. So, here is another one.

We've covered a lot, of course. And the more we talk, the more problems seem to come up. It irritates me so much because anything that doesn't have to do with the old characters I don't really have a problem with. There are parts of this movie I really liked, but so much of it makes me so mad it makes it really difficult for me to enjoy it in general.

A couple of points specific to Han and Leia as individuals that have come up in the later comments on the last post. In regard to Leia, it is almost an afterthought that she is Kylo's mother. It is a much bigger deal to the plot and to the enemy for some reason that Han is his father and not even really mentioned that Leia is his mother. Why? Is it just because of plot convenience or are we going to get a reason? My fear is it will just turn out to be plot convenience. We don't have time to get into the mother/son stuff so let's just not think about it right now. Maybe because Snoke didn't believe Kylo would be able to kill his own mother, but he COULD deal with killing his father. And it is also basically ignored that Leia is essentially sending her little army out to blow up her son. That never seems to be addressed at all. Why is it Han's job to bring him back and not hers? Has she tried at all? I am still quite fearful that we are going to find out that Han was the worst dad ever and kind of deserved what he got.

So now then back to Han. I said in some comments below, the more I think about his entire involvement here, the more annoyed I get. His "reluctant hero" journey during the OT worked for the character because it wasn't his fight, but he chose to stay involved anyway. His initial involvement was accidental, but he decided to stick around to take care of his friends and to help the greater good. That was a great growth and development of his character. Here, he kind of follows the same path except it IS his fight that he had been running away from for years. His involvement was accidental once again, but he only stepped up because he kind of had to at that point, and it was something that he never should've been running away from in the first place. What does that say about him when he turns his back on his son and his wife to just disappear and live in relative obscurity for his remaining days? I'm losing sympathy for his character the more I think about it. I mean, I can kind of understand regressing from pain and going back to "the only thing he was good at" in the face of so much heartache, but man, with the issue you're running from being the defining one in the galaxy, it's a lot more difficult for me to believe he would've just run away like that and not looked like he had any intention of going back.

The point of this movie was to move us forward with the story about the new characters. It has probably set us up to do that. But, there are a LOT of things I feel like need to be reconciled with Han and Leia especially, and even Luke, in order for me to feel better about their whole situation and give them some sort of meaning here other than just screwing up the galaxy by all collectively creating and then screwing up Kylo Ren.

As a somewhat unrelated side note, Push and I will be bringing back the EU book reviews and moving forward with those, hopefully at least covering all of them through the NJO. Not sure if we will go beyond there but time will tell. In revisiting the now "legends" version of the timeline, we are taking comfort in the fact that in spite of whatever else thrown at them, Han and Leia's relationship/marriage tended to remain strong. Yes, there was that estrangement, but they came back together and were stronger from then all the way until they "retired" at the end of Crucible, which I also recently re-read as it made me feel better. I know we used to complain about the EU, but overall, and compared to the alternative, it really wasn't so bad!

Oh, and one other side note, I'm kind of laughing about all these articles popping up about Harrison Ford getting paid more than anyone else for this movie, but especially compared to Daisy Ridley, like it is some strictly male vs. female thing. Sure, it can't possibly have anything to do with the fact that Harrison Ford first started making his mark on film 20 years before she was born, or that people go to see movies to see Harrison Ford, especially Harrison Ford as Han Solo, and not Daisy Ridley, regardless of how well she did. Or how about that she earned something like 40 times more than he did when he did ANH? Or how there is not similar outrage over the fact that Carrie and Mark earned more than John Boyega? But no, let's pretend none of those things matter and it's just because Harrison is a boy and Daisy is a girl. I'm really sick of people being outraged over everything for no reasons.

Thursday, December 24, 2015

Merry Christmas and Happy Blog Comments Only!



Merry Christmas (and everything that means something to you) Everyone! This is Push.

First, I'd like to thank Zyra for keeping the blog going while I was gone - she did an awesome job. And second I want to say how happy I am to be back (even considering the current circumstances). Lastly, the movie.  

The movie. 

I'd like to state very briefly how much I abhorred that film, but I do not wish to comment, analyze or dwell on it. I'm not in denial, I know it happened, but I just don't want to think about it too much. Such is my therapy. Please don't hate. Besides, I think between the hundreds of comments that have been posted here since the movie aired, everyone has hit on everything that I hated and more. That, plus a little PTSD may be the major reasons that I just don't care to talk about it at all.

Sooooo, I'm posting an alternative place to post happy comments. Feel free to keep up the conversation regarding the movie and all that is wrong with it on the other post, but let's keep happy, old-fashioned Han and Leia speak over here. It is the Holiday Season after-all. Let's take a break from the negativity and awfulness that is what JJ did to us.

With that in mind, I have a few challenges for you:

First, for fun - tell us what you think a holiday gift exchange might look like in the GFFA. It can be anytime and between anyone. Like does Artoo exchange gifts with Threepio and what would that gift be??

Second, tell us if you bought any Star Wars themed gifts this year, what they were and who they were for. And it goes without saying that you must've picked something up for yourself to, so tell us about that as well.



Let the Holiday posting begin and Cheers!

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Because We're Still Not Done Talking About Episode 7

And another new post because the comments were getting to be a little too much for one page. As always, you can continue to go back and comment on other posts.

Since now everyone is allowed to actually talk about plot points in the film, some of you are linking articles about JJ talking about some of the decisions that were made. It basically sounds like he made the worst possible choices when it came to every single option concerning Han and Leia. And just.... WHY?  I do not, and never will understand it. The more I think about it, the angrier I get. There was no valid reason to have them be split up. None. It did not add to the tension or drama. There were plenty of other sources for tension and drama, and if anything there could've been more of it if we'd had a tearful goodbye or something. Or an emotional reunion if Han had been gone for a while on a mission, NOT because he ran away. Was it not enough that their son was evil? They needed that, too?

Not only was it not necessary, but it honestly took me out of the film at points. It stung so much that whenever I'd hear more bad news about them, like Han saying Leia didn't want to see him was the first major clue, it would take me a couple of minutes to stop thinking about it and being angry about it, so I would temporarily stop being invested in whatever was happening on screen. I know that some of us may wonder if we are the only ones who think this way, as we obviously have different priorities maybe than your typical Star Wars fan, but I've read several articles written by men that have mentioned the same thing. Not even just in relation to Han and Leia but for Luke as well. WHY have our heroes been so decimated after what we saw at the end of ROTJ? Even my own brother who I went to see the movie with, afterward with zero prompting from me and the fact that I don't think he has any idea about my level of investment in the Han and Leia romance, said something about how they could've accomplished all of the same things without having them be split up. It is a decision that just doesn't make any sense to me unless it was just one of those attempts to be edgy and unexpected, or because of that stupid crap that has permeated every facet of movies and television where there is no such thing anymore as a couple that can stay together. Honestly at this point it would be edgy to actually KEEP a couple together.

Speaking of taking you out of the movie, I said the same about Han's death. What happens immediately following is arguably the most important scene in the movie, and yet I was still just reeling, because they actually killed Han Solo. And they did it in what was supposed to be a high tension scene but it could've been so much more because we wouldn't have known anything about the relationship between those two unless we were told about it. There isn't much background or context there. Han just got his ship back, just saw his wife again for the first time in many (MANY?) years, spent the last however many years being a lonely, no-good smuggler, and we're just going to kill him. Ok how much longer is it going to take before I can think about this and not get so worked up that tears come to my eyes? And as one of you so rightly pointed out after JJ mentioned something about how they needed to have some guts here, if only one moment in the film has any guts, maybe you need to take a look at the rest of the script.

Because really, the rest had no guts. Even every planet, while different in name, was something we had basically seen before. Except the final 2 minutes of the movie. Starkiller base might as well have been on Hoth (oh except there are TREES on this snowy planet, so it's different... right)  Wherever the heck the Resistance base was might as well have been Yavin. Jakku was Tatooine minus a sun. For a galaxy full of so much advanced technology why do so many of the planets seem to be stuck in the equivalent of ancient times on Earth?

It makes me kind pretty sad not just that they did this, and that it was unnecessary, but also that it took so much away from an otherwise pretty enjoyable film. There was a lot about it that I liked. A lot! Almost anything that had anything to do with the other characters I found enjoyable. Or Han and Chewie when we weren't talking about the fact that he and Leia weren't together. I feel like I've been robbed of my ability to enjoy this movie, when so much of it really was pretty good.

Also, let's talk about Leia. What is her purpose in the grand scheme of these movies? At this point it just seems like it is someone we can throw absolutely anything at and show that she can persevere and keep going. But really she doesn't DO much, she just takes on more heartache and loss and keeps on being there, standing in the background and "leading" and being this symbol for everyone. What does she have left to live for? What does she have to look forward to? She wasn't even really given the chance to be her normal "feisty" self. Even Carrie's comments before it came out, before she could really say anything, were about how Leia's story was pretty heavy in this one. And it's true. All she really got to do was be miserable, and that's not a fun thing to watch. It can't really be any better for her in future films, either.

I still want to know too what the point of this trilogy is going to be, where are we going with it? I suppose you couldn't have figured that out based on only ANH either, but still. Can Kylo be redeemed? Whose job is it going to be to bring him back? Leia's? Rey's? Luke's? Even if he is redeemed he can't make it out alive. Maybe in the end he sacrifices himself for one of the good guys? So if he doesn't make it out alive, even if redeemed, Leia is again, left without anyone. Well maybe Luke.

And again, who is Rey? I can make a lot of arguments that she is a Solo. Why does she understand Chewie? Why does she so easily and instantly bond with Han? What's up with the hug with Leia at the end? But really, I'm going to prepare myself for her being a Skywalker. Why? Because that is the option I hate. And so far, when it comes to anything I've cared about regarding these movies, they have gone with the option I hate. I mean, I guess Han and Leia DID get married at some point, and they did have a kid, so that is slightly better than Han disappearing immediately after ROTJ. But that is a rather small consolation. I also just read a theory that not only is she Luke's daughter, but also Obi Wan's granddaughter. Double whammy. Everyone else gets the good kid. I seriously can't even describe how mad it makes me that Han and Leia only had 1 kid and he was just about the worst human ever created.