Tuesday, February 26, 2019

Holiday Challenge Submission From Mermaid 32


A/N: Many thanks to my beta-reader, Jenny CBS! I couldn't do this without your support! Hats off also to my friends on the Discord chat. Y'all bring such fun into my life! I hope you enjoy this little seven-chapter story that sort of fits Zyra’s holiday challenge at hanleiafanficwriters.blogspot.com. Updates will be frequent, because the whole thing is done. Finally!

For those of you who don't know me, please note that I don't adhere to Disney canon or sad parts of Legends. All my stories will be OT compliant only, or AUs rooted in the OT. This one fits the latter category, with Legends kids and my own timeline. Don't like? Then you should read something else, a story that makes you happy. There are so many fics out there, just waiting to be enjoyed!

Reviews not only are welcome, they are treasured! I will keep each one close to my heart, no matter how short.

And now, without further ado, I present to you…

Second Time Around

Chapter 1

Leia raised her eyebrow and placed her hand on her hip. She looked back at Han. “It’s a bit small, don't you think?”

Pushing their luggage cart, Han crossed the short entryway, surveyed their quarters for the night, and realized that Leia was right. Directly to his right was the bed, which faced a dresser with a holoscreen on top. Crammed between the other side of the bed and the far wall was a loveseat and kaffe table. Behind him on either side of the door were the fresher and a mirrored closet. 

“Well, what’d you expect, Sweetheart? It’s late,” Han grunted as he heaved a suitcase off the overloaded cart and onto the floor of the hotel room. “Not my fault that they messed up our reservation.”

Nodding her head in resignation, Leia stared at the only bed, a queen-sized one. “And this is our only option. So we'll have to make do.”
  
“Yeah,” Han grumbled, wiping sweat from his brow.

He had a bad feeling about this.

Vacations are supposed to be fun, but this ain't fun, Han thought to himself. He had planned this trip as a surprise for his lovely overworked wife, hoping that this visit would have fewer complications than their first. “So far, not so good,” he mused in frustration, regretting his choice to travel under assumed identities. The benefit of anonymity, of course, was privacy, but the unintended side-effect included losing their suite to what appeared to be a Zeltron bachelorette party.

Turning back to the cart, Han reached for another bag just as a small force darted out of the fresher, careening into his legs and nearly toppling him over.

“Hey! Calm down, little buddy,” Han exclaimed, reaching for the five year-old mischief-maker, but the boy dodged to the right, then scrambled onto the bed.

“Sorry, Daddy! Come play with me!” he exclaimed, giggling as he bounced to his feet and began jumping. Noticing Anakin’s joyful exuberance, Han felt his exasperation begin to fade. An uncontrollable urge to grin overtook him, and he covered his mouth and turned away, not wanting to encourage his son’s considerable energy at this hour.  

His smile suppressed, Han turned back around, ready to admonish Anakin. At that moment, Leia looked up from her unpacking at the foot of the bed and gave their son The Look, a pointed expression that tended to inspire both respect as well as a sprinkling of dread in its recipients. “Anakin! You need to stop. People are sl…”

The door swung open, hitting the door jamb with a bang and two figures burst into the room. Startled, Han instinctively grabbed for his currently absent blaster, then stopped himself, realizing their identities, but not before slamming his funny bone on the luggage cart. Tingling pain shot down his arm, and he rubbed his elbow. He attempted to smile at their seven-year-old twins, but it felt more like a forced grimace.

Jaina’s excitement boiled over first. “MOM! DAD! THERE ARE VENDING MACHINES DOWN THE HALL!”

“AND AN ICE MAKER! CAN WE…?” Jacen began.

“Shhh…” Still holding Anakin’s arm, Leia held a finger to her lips as she spoke to their children. “Inside voices! People are sleep…”

Jacen continued in a quieter yet still excited tone, while Jaina smiled encouragingly at him. “Ok, ok. Can we get Super Sugar Blasts…”

“...or Zamberry Nerfherders?” Jaina finished her twin’s question, looking hopefully at her mother.

Leia shook her head and responded, “Not tonight. It’s bed time for you three.”

“I want a Wookiee Cookie,” Anakin chimed in, now sitting next to their mother on the bed, appearing quite interested in the topic his siblings had introduced.

“Pleeeeease?” All three wheedled simultaneously, their hands pressed together as if the Goddess might assist them in their quest for goodies.

Shaking his still-tingling arm and laughing darkly, Han turned to them and replied with a stern “No.”

Two little faces gazed at their father, eyes wide and lips turned down in disappointment. The third, the oldest, albeit by only five minutes, changed her strategy. She picked up the ice bucket from the dresser. Grasping it in both hands and holding it to her chest as if it were a prized possession, she squared her shoulders and said in a voice beyond her years, “I'll get some ice so you two can have a refreshing glass of ice water, and while I'm there, I'll get treats for everyone.” Jaina smiled expectantly, glancing from her father to her mother and back again.

Han shook his head. “No. Any more sugar and none of us will sleep.” He pointed at his daughter and smiled. “Nice try though.”

“We all need our rest so we won't be too tired to do fun things tomorrow,” Leia explained as she reached into the suitcase and pulled out pajamas for each of them. “There are many places to explore on Ord Mantell.”

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Chapter 2

Their nighttime routine completed, Han tucked the still-giggling twins into their “bed,” which in reality was a makeshift sleeping pallet that the kids had constructed on the floor in the far corner of the room, using all the actual bed’s covers except the bottom sheet. It wasn't very soft, with only a folded blanket between their little bodies and the floor, but the twins seemed thrilled with their creation.

“It's like camping,” a smiling Jaina remarked as she crawled under the sheet and snuggled her head into her pillow.

Jacen poked his head up from where he lay beside his sister. “Yeah! Can we go camping? I wanna go camping for real!”

“How ‘bout we see how well tonight goes first,” Han replied with a chuckle, then looked over at Anakin. “Lie down, pal. You’re not gonna sleep like that.”
 
Leia leaned over to kiss Anakin. Their youngest sat in a jumble of covers on the loveseat, which had pulled out to become a single bunk, thus at least partially solving their sleep space problem. She knew immediately what he was about to say even before she noticed his big saucer-shaped eyes.

“But I’m not tired!”

“Neither are we,” exclaimed the floor sleepers.

Han smiled at them and shook his head. “We’ve been flying for 17 hours. I’m tired, so you’re definitely tired!”

In years past, he would have scoffed at feeling worn out after flying for that relatively short amount of time. Traveling with Chewie across the galaxy was one thing, he reminded himself. Traveling with kids? That was something else.

“Good night, kids. We love you.” Leia dimmed the lights to low and turned the air circulation to high, both for comfort and for the system’s sound muffling qualities. She followed Han to the entryway, stepping around the cart to stand near the door. 

Han and Leia faced each other, and she smiled up at him as he gently placed his hands on her shoulders. “I’m going to return the luggage cart and bring back extra bedding. You need anything?”

A shiver of excitement traveled down Leia’s spine in response to Han’s low murmur. Even after so many years together, that voice never ceased to thrill her. She slipped her hands between them and placed them on his chest. Flashing a flirty grin, she glanced up at him through her eyelashes and whispered her reply. “What do you have in mind, Captain?” Her eyes flickered in the direction of their children, then back to his hazel ones. “Given our current situation, of course.”

“Plenty.” Han responded with a lopsided grin and her heart skipped a beat. “But the good stuff will have to wait.”

“I know,” Leia replied. She stood on her tiptoes, ran her hands up his chest and around his neck, drawing him toward her, their lips meeting in a light yet lingering kiss. Pulling away, her eyes met his and she gave a little smile. “Don’t be long,” she said in a breathless tone, and her smile grew when she felt his heart rate increase in response.

They disengaged, and Leia opened the door for her husband. He pulled the cart into the hallway, winking at her on his way out. She thought she might melt.

Once the door closed, Leia crept over to the dresser, slowly opened a drawer and rifled through her clothing. Unable to see more than dark amorphous shapes, she chose two items that felt like the sleep shorts and camisole she'd packed. Soft, well-worn, and rather modest, Han had jokingly deemed them her “family friendly” pajamas, as they differed greatly in style from those she donned when they were alone together.

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Chapter 3

Han had not returned by the time she was ready for bed, so Leia stood in the almost-darkness of their room, considering her choices. She wanted to read from her datapad, as she did most nights before sleeping in Han’s arms... or not sleeping, as proximity and caresses often led to more active behaviors. A warm sensation began to spread through her body as her mind drifted to the latter. But as lovemaking was a non-option in their current predicament, Leia turned her attention back to more realistic possibilities.

She could lie down on the bare mattress and try to sleep as she waited for Han’s return, a wise idea given that the kids were early risers despite their late night. But after a full day of travel and kids and logistics, she felt wired rather than tired. She knew that if she closed her eyes in an attempt to drift off, her mind would do the opposite, bringing problems to solve and ideas to remember. And she would remain wide awake.

She could watch Holonet, but it would have to be on silent, and even then it would emit light, as would her datapad, no doubt attracting the attention of young eyes. Her ears attuned to anything that might relate to her children, Leia glanced in the direction of their sleeping arrangement. The rustling of sheets indicated that the kids had not yet fallen asleep, and Leia did not wish to encourage their wakefulness. She made her decision.

With a sigh of resignation, she turned to her right and entered her destination for the evening.

The fresher.

As the door closed behind her, the lights came on, flooding the small tile room with brightness. Leia squinted until her eyes began to adjust, then took a plush white towel from the shelf above the closed toilet, spread it on the lid for a bit of comfort, and sat down. Wondering what was taking Han so long, she looked longingly at the bathtub, imagining the soothing sensation of warm water, foaming bath salts, and her husband’s hands working wonders on her skin.

However, given that the kids were still awake, she knew that a bath at this moment might not be a relaxing one. She picked up her datapad from the counter, selected a juicy article on the latest holostar gossip, and began to read.

Thunk. Thunk. Thunk. Even with the white noise of the air circulator, Leia heard kid antics and laughter.

She sprang to her feet and dashed into the dimly-lit bedroom just in time to see the giggling twins flop down onto their pillows and pull the blanket over their heads. Anakin lay face-down and spread-eagle in the middle of the still-vibrating mattress, pressing on it with his arms and legs as if attempting to stop the motion and hide the evidence of their misbehavior.
 
Leia wasn’t fooled. She placed her hands on her hips and addressed all three of them. “No jumping!”

Then, she looked at Anakin. “Bed,” she said sternly, pointing to his sleeping arrangement on the loveseat. His eyes flashed wide open in response, and he obeyed.

Leia looked at her children, now lying motionless. An Alderaanian saying played in her mind, one that she had heard from her parents on many occasions: “Never go to bed angry.”  Sensing their tension, her own irritation melted away, overshadowed by her unconditional love for them. She knelt beside the twins’ pallet on the floor, pulled their blanket back from their faces, then tucked it snugly around them, kissing each of them on the forehead. Then, she made her way to Anakin’s bedside and did the same with him.

Gazing at the three of them curled up in their covers, she prompted them. “Guess how much I love you.”

Three little voices, well-versed in their mother's favorite children's story, chanted the next line in unison. “How much?”

“I love you to the moon… and back,” she replied as she reset the lights, this time to almost total darkness.

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Chapter 4

Leia placed her datapad on the counter, crossed her arms, and frowned. Forty-two minutes had passed since Han’s departure. She huffed in frustration, wondering what in seven hells he could be doing to be gone for so long with such simple tasks of getting bedding and returning a luggage cart. A sliver of worry crept into her thoughts. Their lives had been inundated with chaos and destruction in the years immediately following the first Death Star. Although the Empire had been defeated on Endor, heralding a new era of peace and fair government, fresh dangers occasionally had threatened their new stability, and Han still had enemies from his former association with the criminal underbelly of society. And here they were, back on Ord Mantell, where fear and pain had shut down their joy and passion.

Trying to quell the growing tickle of anxiety in her gut, Leia reached for her comm and looked at the small data screen. One missed transmission, it read. From the time log, she realized that it had come through while she was getting the kids back in bed. 

And then she saw the message. “Miss me yet?” His words were followed by a small symbol, a stylized winking cartoon face. 

Breathing a sigh of relief, Leia’s tension dissipated at his cheeky tone. “Han, where are you?” she typed. 

His reply flashed across the screen almost immediately. “I knew it. You miss me!” A cartoon face again accompanied his message, but this time its mouth was an impossibly large smile.

She rolled her eyes, then chuckled as she sent her response. “No, really. Where are you?”

“Downstairs, but I’d rather be with you. Kids sleepin’ yet?” The face had been replaced by a red heart of the same size.

Leia grinned and shook her head, not as an answer to his question, but in reaction to her husband's expressiveness. She looked at her chronometer, then typed, “No sounds from the bedroom in 27 minutes, so I think we're in the clear.”

“Good. Figured it’s best for me to sneak back in once they’re out cold.”

She raised her eyebrow and pecked out her reply. “Ah, so that’s why you stayed away. The comfortable chairs and fireplace in the lobby had nothing to do with it.”

“Nah, Sweetheart. Too busy for that. I’m gettin’ something for you!” Another symbol followed his message. Leia looked carefully. It appeared to be a tiny cartoon image of a gift-wrapped box.

“Oh? And what might it be?” She smiled as she responded, then added little hearts at the end, simply because she knew he would like them. She shook her head. Who would guess that Han Solo, with all his outward bravado, was so enamoured with datamojis?

“You’ll see. Back soon.” [Winky face, heart]

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Chapter 5

With the kids sound asleep and Han returning soon, Leia decided to make room for him on the room's only “seat” by drawing a bath for herself. Yes, it was somewhat risky, in that a child might need to use the fresher, but she had pulled the curtain closed. And a bath really was the most practical choice, she told herself. Any pleasure she derived would be simply a secondary result, a happy accident.

Leia slipped into the water, leaning backward until its warmth caressed her face and her long chestnut locks floated freely around her. Running her fingers through her hair, she resurfaced, then reclined her head and shoulders against the cool porcelain of the the small rectangular tub. She stretched her arms in front of her and rested them along the sides. Her skin tingled as the foaming bath salts dissolved, their floral fragrance permeating the air and stimulating memories too intimate to be preserved in a holo-album.

She recalled a natural hot spring shimmering under a blanket of stars, which had provided a welcome respite from Hoth’s bitter cold. That long-ago supply run to Naboo had been an escape from their comrades, whose intense curiosity she and Han couldn’t avoid while on base. They weren’t together… publicly. In private, however, their interactions had progressed beyond friendship and flirting. Having spent her entire life under the galactic spotlight, Leia had wanted to keep their romance under wraps for a while longer, as something special, just for them.  

The opening and closing of the hotel room door interrupted Leia’s reverie, and she opened her eyes as the fresher door swooshed wide, then shut, its locking mechanism clicking into place.

“Hey Sweetheart.”

A large hand pulled the curtain back, revealing the tall, handsome form of her husband. His eyes roved over the parts of her not obscured by the thin sheen of bubbles, then lingered on her barely-concealed breasts. 

“You’re late.”

“Looks like I arrived at the perfect time.” Han placed a crinkled tan package on the counter, then sat down on the closed toilet. “An’ I got the best seat in the house.”

Leia raised her eyebrow. “What’s in the bag, Hotshot?”

He reached back to retrieve it. “Got somethin’ for you.” His twinkling eyes and lopsided smile made her heart skip. Their gazes locked on each other, and after a few seconds, Leia noticed that he'd made no further effort in regard to the gift, its packaging still hiding the mysterious contents.

“Well?”

“Well, what?” Han countered.

“Are you going to show it to me?” Leia responded, with a coy tilt to her head.

Han glanced at the bag, then back at Leia. “You want this,” he teased in that soft baritone voice that never failed to send a wave of pleasure through her body.

“Scoundrel.”

“Who, me?” Han pointed at himself, his expression one of mock disbelief. “I’m a nice man.”

“No, you're not,” Leia admonished as she held his gaze. “You’re a scoundrel, making me wait.” Her lips were pursed in a pout, yet twitching to grin as she suppressed a rising urge to giggle at their familiar words.

“Whatcha gonna do about it, Princess?”

“Mmm…” A flush of anticipation spread through Leia’s body. She fingered the facecloth that lay under her hand, inhaling deeply as she reminded herself that their current situation wasn’t conducive to a night of passion. But as playful possibilities began to dawn on her, Leia’s eyes sparkled with mischief. She immersed the cloth in the bath, then looked at Han, whose lopsided grin made her flush. Yes, she wanted the package. But mostly, she wanted his soft lips moving against her lips and his talented hands roving over her body. And if she had to work for it, then so be it.

Leia tilted her head, then lifted the dampened fabric to her exposed neck, savoring the sensation as well as her husband’s rapt attention. Warm water ran along her skin, traveling over her collarbone and following the rise of her chest before merging with the bubbly surface. Han swallowed hard, his intense gaze generating a flutter of excitement. With lips turned up in muted delight, Leia raised her knee, then slowly extended her leg out of the water as she smoothed the cloth over her glistening skin.
 
She closed her eyes, relishing the soft warmth. Calloused fingers cupped her heel, then enveloped her ankle, and she opened her eyes to see Han now sitting on the side of the tub. He grasped her foot with his other hand, and began gently massaging her toes. Continuing to support her ankle, he gradually brushed a hand along her lower leg, kneading her calf with sensuous ministrations that made her pulse quicken. A niggling concern about their current close quarters inched its way into Leia’s awareness, and she pushed it away, distracted and desirous for more.

“You like this,” Han murmured. His careful attentions softened to a delicate touch while he began to move both hands up her leg.

“Mmm…” Leia closed her eyes, enjoying the heat of their abiding attraction.

Han’s fingers grazed her knee and trailed slowly upward toward more intimate areas, one hand reaching her waist while the other massaged her inner thigh. Leia arched her back and his thumb brushed the underside of her breast. She gasped, her body craving more, much more. But she knew that her desires could not be fulfilled here and now.

She lifted her head and saw that Han's expression was no longer playful. His eyes, now darkened with need, mirrored the fantasies galloping through her mind. If he could join her in the bath, she would move to straddle him… Her thoughts were jumbled, and she sifted through the fragments to remember her original goal: the package.

Leia struggled for a moment to find words. Han's face was moving ever-closer to hers, now mere centims away. “You didn't answer my question,” she whispered.

Han sat back slightly, and Leia noticed his eyes raking over her body once more. "What..." he began, his voice foggy as if with sleep, then cleared his throat. "What question?"

Leia grinned, pleased that their passion had derailed his brain as well as hers. She looked leadingly toward the neglected bag, now lying on its side by the door.

Han’s eyes followed hers, and a sheepish smile crossed his face. “Oh, yeah.” He picked it up from the floor, and began to unfurl the top.

“Bedding’s in the room, by the way. We got the last comforter, but I know you'll still stick your frozen toes under my legs anyway.”

“Han, I only do that on ice planets.”

“That's ‘cause you know I'm hot.”

Leia rolled her eyes, and Han’s expression turned mock-serious. “Leia Amidala Organa Solo, you will sprain your eyeballs if you keep doing that.”

She laughed at his rather accurate impersonation of a statement she had repeated several times to the twins of late.

Han pulled out a bottle of ale and placed it on the counter. “Corellia’s Finest,” he said, reading the label, then grinned at her. “Hey, it’s me!”

Leia raised an eyebrow, then squinted as she made out the other words. “Does that say... Butt Cheek Brewing Company?”

“Yep. Classy little operation out in the countryside. Brewmasters are a bunch of ladies who really know their stuff. But I have something else for you.” He took a small dark bottle out of the bag. “This ain't much, but it fits the occasion.”

Upon first glance, it seemed to be an inexpensive bottle of red wine, the kind available at most every fueling station. But then Leia noticed the script on the white label, which read 10 Years. She smiled up at her husband, then read the smaller print: Celebrating a decade of fine wines by Mantelli Vineyards.

“Happy anniversary, Sweetheart.” Han's deep voice sent shivers down her spine.

“I love you,” Leia replied, watching curiously as Han turned to place the bottle on the counter, then reached for another object beside the sink. He proceeded to remove the wrapper, revealing a plastene cup. Tossing the trash into the small receptacle in the corner, he picked up the bottle again, then began to pour its content into the clear cup.

Leia suppressed a laugh when she realized that she and Han were about to celebrate their anniversary, their tenth anniversary, by drinking cheap alcohol in a tiny hotel fresher. Not wanting to insult his effort to present a meaningful gift, she concealed her grin with her hand, then found herself distracted by a sensuous mouth, a strong jawline, stubbly skin she longed to touch, and hazel eyes that were looking into her own. 

“See something you want, Your Highness?” He leaned forward, offering the drink to her.

Her gaze flicked to the cup, then back to her husband. She raised an eyebrow. “Fancy.”

“Hey, it could be worse!” Han quipped as she took the cup from his outstretched hand. “You could have to drink out of the bottle!” He winked, then gave his bottle of ale a slight tip in her direction before taking a swig.

A small grin tugged at her lips as she watched her husband swallow, his Adam's apple moving up and down. She held her cup just under her nose, swirled the contents, and inhaled, noticing the spicy yet sweet aroma. Considering his joking declaration, she sipped her wine, savoring the intermingling full-bodied, complex flavors.

“True. We’ve endured quite a bit of worse.” Her voice now soft, she glanced from her drink back to Han and continued. “No regrets?”

“No regrets, Sweetheart,” he replied.

They looked at each other for a moment, and the sincerity of his words filled her awareness, resonating with her own sentiments about their life together. Leia grinned, and stretched her legs until her toes touched the end of the tub. She wiggled them. It wasn’t that she ever doubted his feelings for her; he had demonstrated his devotion to her—to their family—innumerable times. However, it felt good to hear him say it.

“I’d let you marry a gorgeous guy like me all over again.” Han looked pleased with himself.

Raising an eyebrow, Leia replied, “I'm not sure we could squeeze a third wedding between your assignments, my meetings, and the kids’ Jedi training.”

“Good thing you finished your own training, or we’d really be swamped.”

“True.” Leia smiled, then took another sip of her wine. “And it's a good thing that our first trip here was postponed or this may have happened very differently.”

“You mean we wouldn’t be drinking in a hotel bathroom on our anniversary? ‘Cause I’d rather celebrate another way.”

Leia rolled her eyes at his exaggerated leer. “Well, so would I. But that's not what I'm saying. When the original Ord Mantell supply run was planned, I'd just finally let myself like you.”

Even at that early point in their acquaintance, Leia had known that her feelings for Han greatly exceeded like, but after losing everyone she loved, she had feared opening herself to the possibility of more loss and pain. Then there had been the guilt... She’d not permitted herself to pursue something as frivolous as romance after the Empire had destroyed her planet and victory seemed nowhere in sight. But then, the handsome smuggler from the garbage smasher had found his way to her heart. They'd endured many obstacles together, yet he had remained at her side, first as a courageous and steadfast friend, and eventually as a lover.

Leia’s eyes moved to the cup in her hand, and she remembered the long-ago Hoth day when she first acted on her growing feelings for Han. Protected only by thin gloves, her hands had been bone cold in Alderaanian terms, so cold that she could barely feel her fingers, even after Han had invited her onto the Falcon. Although she’d attempted to conceal her discomfort, Han had noticed. Leia had felt as if time stopped when he took her hands in his. She remembered thinking, Oh, yes, as he’d pulled her closer.

Although the moment had been lost when an exasperated Wookiee interrupted them, Leia had stayed, and Han had served her favorite drink, hot chocolate. He’d also given her his much thicker gloves. The warmth of Han’s gifts had been more than physical; his kindness had comforted her lonely soul. So she'd mustered her resolve and asked him to accompany her on the Ord Mantell supply run. When he accepted, she'd felt both elated and relieved, as if the two of them had found and placed a missing puzzle piece. Being with Han felt right. The kiss she’d placed on his cheek, although innocent, marked the beginning of a very different type of relationship and a new world for both of them.

Shortly thereafter, Leia had fallen ill, as had almost half the base personnel. She hadn’t been surprised when Command had cancelled that initial mission. However, despite her fever and weakness, she’d been frustrated and disappointed rather than thankful at the chance to recuperate. But Han had taken good care of her during and after her recovery. Very good care, she mused. And she had reciprocated.

Then, six months later, High Command had rescheduled the Ord Mantell run, sending Han and Leia to this “land of casinos and nature’s wonders,” as Han had described it. There, they had met with their supplier, a fellow Alderaanian who owned a large orchard just outside of the city in the foothills of the Juvel Mountains.

They’d spent a bright afternoon together, filling the Falcon’s cargo hold with crates of much-needed tangelina and limon fruits. Han had taken Leia’s hand, but this time she wore no gloves. She could feel the calluses on his work-roughened hands as he rubbed his thumb tenderly across her palm.

“Got somethin’ to tell you.” His serious tone made her stomach drop.  

Was he leaving?

“Come ‘ere.”

Gripped by uncertainty, she glanced up. At the sight of his grin, hope had replaced anxiety.

Han had led her toward a grove of fruit trees with large orange and white blossoms. There, as they faced each other under the fragrant branches, he’d taken her other hand. “I’m stayin’ with you. An’ with the Alliance.”

Leia recalled how her heart had leapt, how she'd thrown her arms around him and kissed him despite the fact that they hadn't yet made their romance public. In that moment, she wouldn't have cared if the entire Alliance had seen them.

And their kisses had deepened once they returned to the privacy of the Falcon. What wickedly wonderful things they'd done with each other that night… Those memories still made her face flush and her body tingle.

She and Han had finally emerged from his cabin to take a speeder into the city, one they’d borrowed from their supplier. Under assumed identities, they’d planned to go to dinner at Paradisi, where the finest chefs on the planet prepared unique dishes using fresh ingredients from local orchards and farms. Given their usual diet of years-old processed and preserved foodstuffs, eating fresh and local was an opportunity they couldn't resist.

If only we'd not left the Falcon… The thought had occurred to Leia many times, but less frequently as the years passed and new memories—happy ones—soothed her pain.

“You definitely liked me,” Han said with a smirk, bringing her attention back to the present. “Just took you a while to admit it.”

Leia rolled her eyes. “A long while,” she quipped. Her thoughts flashed to images of exchanges relatively early in their… what would she call it?  Friendship was too standoffish, and relationship was too open. Past platonic but not yet a couple...

As if he had read her mind, Han chuckled and shook his head. “We were somethin’ then, but we sure didn't know what.”

Leia sniffed her wine again, then ran a finger around the rim of the cup. “We were wasting time. Two-and-a-half years...”

“Nah, Sweetheart. It wasn't a waste. We just got to know each other real well.”  Han waggled his eyebrows at her.

Leia huffed in amusement. She still very much enjoyed their gentle banter. At the beginning, their intense interactions had been fortified by their mutual strong feelings for each other, which neither had been willing to acknowledge. Even then, she had found those encounters energizing for reasons that she had refused to say, even to herself. 

Leia looked up at her husband. “You could be a real nerfherder sometimes. But I wasn’t perfect either.” She smiled. “I knew there was more to you than money.”

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Chapter 6

Still seated on the hard lid of the toilet, Han took another drink, then set the now-empty ale bottle on the counter. He placed his hands behind his head and leaned back, stretching out his aching back and legs. His eyes were drawn back to the lovely figure in the bath, and he concluded that the view was well worth any discomfort.

Leia smiled, and his heart skipped a beat. Through the bubbles, he glimpsed hints of those curves he longed to touch. Han swallowed. He would have done just about anything for her to rise out of the water, with the thin layer of soap running down her glistening form, gradually revealing beauty that only they knew. She’d step out of the bath, and he would caress her soft skin with a warm, dry towel, then entice her to bed and....

Leia brought the cup of wine to her slightly parted lips and took a sip. “Happy anniversary, Hotshot. Too bad this tub isn't like the one in our honeymoon suite. We would have made much better use of it.”

Her sultry voice nearly convinced Han to turn his fantasies into reality, right then and there.

Han blinked. “Uh, yeah,” he rasped then cleared his throat.

Leia's eyes sparkled with mischief. “Pitten’s got your tongue?”

Refusing to concede defeat to his wife’s teasing remark, Han grinned back at her. “Pita? Nah. We left her at home. Probably tearing up the curtains right now.”

“She's with Chewie, Han.”

“Probably tearing up HIS curtains then.”

Leia winced.

Han laughed. “There's a reason we named her Pita.” He raised his eyebrows. “Pain-in-the-ass.”

Leia leaned her head back and looked at the ceiling. “I know, I know,” she groaned. “Chewie seems to like her though, and at least the kids still think she’s named after the flatbread they like so much.”

Han shrugged. “Same color.”

“They’re smart kids. They’ll figure it out at some point.”

He raised a finger and smiled. “But not yet.”

Leia’s lips turned up as she gazed into her cup of wine. Very little was left. She placed it on the side of the tub, then immersed her arms into the water, running her hands down her thighs. She tilted her head and looked up at Han through thick lashes. “I don’t want to talk about pets or kids,” she said.

“So what do ya wanna do, Princess?” Those deep brown eyes… that luxurious hair… that seductive body… Han knew what he wanted to do.  

Leia reached for her cup and finished the last sip, then held the cup toward him. He took it from her and placed it on the counter next to the empty bottles.

She folded her arms, and rubbed her biceps. “I’m cold.”

His fantasies now muted by mild concern, Han moved forward and crouched next to his wife. You’re in a bath. How can you be cold? He hoped she hadn’t contracted Findris Flu. But once he dipped his hand in the water and realized that it had cooled, he grinned in relief. “Still warmer than Echo Base showers.”

“That’s not saying much, Han.” She curled her legs to her chest and wrapped her arms around them.

With gentle fingers, Han took her small hand in his, finding her skin cool to the touch. “You're trembling,” he murmured.

Shaking her head, Leia gave a small grin. “I’m not trembling.”

He kissed her quivering hand. “Yes, you are. Let’s warm you up, Sweetheart.” He waggled his eyebrows at her, then turned away to reach a towel on the shelf behind the fresher seat.

Potential ways to warm Leia up flashed through his mind. Skin-to-skin contact—their bodies pressed together with limbs entwined—was usually his favorite strategy. But that required an element they lacked at the moment: privacy.

Idiots. Han once again silently cursed the hotel reservations department for their abrupt room change. 

“Han?”

Leia’s voice pulled him back to the present. Glancing in her direction, he became transfixed by the very real vision standing before him. A lopsided grin stole across his face as his eyes roamed over her body. She’d risen and stepped out of the tub. Her long, damp hair hung over her shoulders and down her back, with escaped tendrils hugging her curves like chestnut waves painted on alabaster skin. She placed a hand on her hip, on that smooth, wet skin he longed to touch.

“Han!”

Her emphatic tone caught his attention, yet all he could do was utter, “Huh,” while continuing to admire her.

Leia eyed him patiently. “May I have that towel?” She motioned toward the fluffy white one in his hands.

Han had forgotten that he was even holding a towel. The fleeting thought occurred to him that he'd rather not hide her lovely body, but she was cold, and he couldn't have that. “‘Course,” he rumbled, then opened the towel with a flourish. “It's all yours, Sweetheart.”

Leia turned so that her back faced him, and Han at once wrapped the soft cloth around her, delighting in how she leaned into his chest. He kissed her temple. “Let’s go to bed,” he murmured in her ear.

“I like the sound of that.”

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Chapter 7

“Ready?” Leia asked.

“Always.” Spoken from directly behind her, Han’s baritone voice in her loosely braided hair sparked a thrill that reached her toes. She felt his strong hands grasp her hips, pressing his firm body to hers.

“Han!” Her words came out in a whispered giggle.

Han laughed, and her breath caught as he kissed her neck. “Sorry, Sweetheart. We don't have space for anything else.”

Leia exhaled and closed her eyes for a moment. “If only…” she began to imagine before reality returned to her awareness.  She gave her head a quick shake, set her jaw, and refocused her attention on their mission: exiting the fresher and getting into bed without disturbing the kids. Although they already had donned their sleep clothes, thus increasing their chance of success, she knew they could never be too careful. 

Ready for the task at hand, Leia turned and looked up at her husband. His hazel eyes and lopsided grin once again made her heart skip, and she found herself lamenting the existence of his sleep shorts and t-shirt. She blinked, momentarily escaping her distracting thoughts. “Shall we?”

“Alright. Let's do this.”

With one hand still on her waist, Han dimmed the fresher lights until the small room was cast in a low glow. Leia palmed the door open, and they peered into the darkness toward the sleeping area. Unable to see anything, she paused for a moment to allow her eyes to adjust, and felt the warmth of Han’s hands on her shoulders. She then opened her mind to their children, sensing their peaceful presences.

“Out cold,” Leia whispered as she crept into the bedroom with Han following behind her, carrying the extra blankets he’d picked up earlier. She placed her hand on the wall and then the bed as she stepped forward, an old habit rendered unnecessary by her Jedi training, but it was comforting nonetheless.

Han plopped the bedding on their mattress, which in turn made rather non-mattress-like sounds.

"Ow...," a child's voice groaned.

"Wanna cookie," another one mumbled.

A third whined unintelligible syllables.

Then, in the faint light from the fresher, Leia watched with dread as the bed appeared to come to life. Dark, moving lumps reminded her of a campy horror holoflick she'd seen as a university student where a glob of black slime grew as it engulfed sentient after sentient. She'd laughed at the silliness then, but these blanket-covered amorphous masses were real.

Her battle instincts were activated, and she froze. Glancing at Han’s silhouette, she saw that he had done the same. They were in a dangerous predicament. Never wake a sleepin’ kid was the old Corellian saying, and they were on the cusp of waking three.

There they remained, motionless and barely daring to breathe, for what seemed like forever. Despite her concern, Leia's lips turned upward as an image of Threepio came to mind, complete with his clipped voice reporting their dwindling odds of a restful night in each other's arms.

Finally, the lumps stilled. Leia closed her eyes, again observing the children’s mental states through the Force. Anakin’s mind felt serene. His consciousness had quieted and turned inward; his breathing and heart rate had slowed. Clearly, he was asleep. She turned her attention to the twins, finding their brains at ease, but still somewhat aware. Leia frowned. She really wanted everyone to be well-rested for the days to follow, and she knew from past experiences that the twins were likely to awaken soon. She considered her ability to manipulate their brains into sleep states. It was something she and Han had joked about, especially during their sleep-deprived early parenting days. But despite the temptation, Leia had never done it, preferring to use her Force abilities to understand and comfort their children rather than to actively control their minds.

She only engaged in the latter if their safety was at risk, which unfortunately was a rather frequent occurrence in the Organa-Solo household. Leia recalled how only last week she'd dashed from the cockpit to check on the kids in the all-too-quiet lounge. She'd had a bad feeling about what she'd find.

"Stop!" Her shout had echoed in her head as well as her ears. A surge of power had flowed from her to her children, familiar and practiced, yet no less emphatic.

All three had frozen over the disassembled dejarik table, its wires dangling in haphazard patterns from the open top.

Jacen had straightened his posture and then spoken. "It's not our fault! It won't work, and Dad's busy!”

"So we're helping," Jaina had added.

Leia smiled at the memory as the soft rustle of careful movement caught her attention. She opened her eyes to see Han's dark figure reaching for the bedding. “Not yet,” Leia whispered, and he stopped.

Jaina let out a low moan from her spot on the side of the bed closest to Han.

Here we go, Leia thought, closing her eyes again and taking a deep breath as she readied herself to soothe their daughter's discomfort.

But Jaina's distress evaporated quickly, and Leia's eyes flew open to see Han gently massaging her back. Her frown melted into a smile as her heart filled with tenderness. Despite his difficult youth, Han was a terrific father. More than once he'd told Leia that he wanted to give their kids all the “good stuff” he never had, and she knew that he was referring to love and time rather than toys. Not that Han didn't enjoy the toys. Many evenings upon arriving home, he would join the kids in whatever they were playing, whether it was Jedi Jeopardy, which he usually lost, or sabacc, where they competed for sweets, or some game of pretend in which he might end up dressed as a sparkly krayt dragon with a pink cape.

Leia suppressed the urge to laugh as she remembered Han’s latest caper with the kids. While she’d been at a conference one weekend, the four of them had set up a convoluted Pita-feeding contraption stretching from the kitchen counter, through the dining room and living area, and back to the kitchen. Seemingly random items had been employed in creative manners, including the blender, a smashball, a mini-racetrack, copious amounts of spacer tape, extra Falcon parts, and one of Han's boots. When Leia arrived home, she’d immediately spotted their “invention” as well as the pitten food splattered all over the floor. She had rolled her eyes and was about to tell them to clean it up when Jacen greeted her with his excited appraisal: “The best part is that it almost works!”

Another moment of silence passed. Han, still rubbing Jaina’s back, mumbled, “I think we’re in the clear.”

Again, Leia connected with their children’s minds, first Jaina’s, then Jacen’s and Anakin’s. Their tranquility washed into her awareness, and she looked toward Han. “Yes. We’re good to go, Captain,” she whispered.

“I got the magic touch, Sweetheart,” Han replied as he slowly pulled his arms back and stood.

“You certainly have a way with them,” Leia remarked softly, nodding toward the three sleepers.

Han stepped toward her, and she tipped her face up, unable to see his features in the darkened room. But she felt his tender touch when he placed his large hands on her shoulders. Deft fingers caressed her skin as he moved one hand to her neck, his thumb grazing her collarbone. She felt her body respond to his touch, and tilted her head to the side, inviting further exploration.

Han chuckled, then leaned down and rumbled in her ear. “So what’ll it be, Your Highness? The pullout or the floor?”

“Mmm…” Leia began with eyes closed, lost in the sensation of his gentle ministrations. Then he kissed a sensitive spot just behind her earlobe, and her breath hitched as his teasing lips traveled to her neck. “I would say ‘neither,’’ she continued in a halting whisper, “but our bed... has been invaded. A retreat is necess…”

Speech became impossible as Han descended on her lips. Their kiss deepened, and Leia became vaguely aware that her hand had somehow found refuge in his hair, while his had slipped under her shirt, caressing her lower back.

Han's gentle pressure pushed her backward, as she pulled him with her until the squeak of overused mattress springs caught her attention. Leia opened her eyes and realized she was lying on the pullout bed, her legs dangling off the edge. She yearned to wrap them around her strapping husband, who at present lay partially on top of her, leaning on his elbows, his fingers laced in her hair and thumbs caressing her temples.

The decision was made. Not that it mattered. Leia could sleep with Han anywhere, and had.

Images of the unorthodox sleeping arrangements they had endured during the Rebellion came to mind. They’d certainly slept in some less-than-ideal places, and any surface in this room, even the closet floor or the cold fresher tiles, would surpass every one of those. Tents and sleeping bags had been five star hotels compared to nights spent in a cold, muddy ditch, a large hollow tree, or a cave in a rockface just big enough for the two of them. There’d also been the night they’d spent in the Falcon’s smuggling compartment—indoors, but rather uncomfortable.

Despite the challenges of resting in such environments, they all had a singular advantage, which at the time Leia had vehemently denied, yet secretly desired: the necessity of sleeping with Han. Even during their earliest missions together, she had felt safe with Han, and cared for. A happy warmth spread through her body as she remembered curling up next to the man she would eventually marry, his arms around her, his breath in her hair, his lips on her forehead. Those pre-dawn forehead kisses—the ones he bestowed upon her when neither was fully awake—she had relished, often allowing herself to remain in his arms, pretending to doze, simply so the kisses might continue.

As if he had read her thoughts, Han kissed her lightly, his soft lips just grazing hers. Leia lifted her chin for another kiss, but he pulled away. Confused, she shivered, already missing the warmth of his body against hers.

“Han…” she whispered, sliding herself fully onto the small bed.

“Hold your tauntauns, Sweetheart. We’re forgettin’ something.”

Before she could utter a retort, thick soft material covered her body, and Leia felt the warmth of her husband as he crawled under the blanket. In a practiced move, she lifted her head as he extended his arm under her, and she rested her head on his shoulder. He ran a finger along her cheek. “Better?” he asked.

“Much,” she whispered, stretching a leg across his and placing her hand on his bare, well-toned chest. She splayed her fingers, enjoying the sensation of his skin and his taut muscles under her fingertips.

Then she realized that something was missing.

“Han, where’s your shirt?”

“Under my head. Kids have death-grips on all the pillows an’ the hotel didn’t have extra.” Leia felt his body stiffen and cool air on her skin as he began to move away from her.

“What are you doing?”

Han placed a hand on her cheek, then tucked a loose lock of hair behind her ear. “Gettin’ something for your pretty head.”

Leia knew that he wouldn’t chance waking anybody by prying a desired object from Force-sensitive hands, and lack of a pillow was not her concern anyway.

“Oh, Han… No,” she whispered, pulling him back to her and nestling into his arms again. “I just need you.”

Han chuckled. “You need me. I’ve got a good feeling about this.”

Leia grinned into Han’s chest as she inhaled his musky scent. Good feeling, indeed, she thought. And Han was right. She did need him. In the aftermath of Alderaan’s destruction, she hadn’t expected to find happiness, and now, even after ten years of marriage, their shared story still amazed her. Fighting side-by-side, albeit reluctantly at first, they had escaped the Death Star, had fallen in love on a Goddess-forsaken iceball in the middle of a war, had survived and won that war, and now were raising their three children. Together, they had accomplished what many would have deemed impossible.  

Leia raised her head and drew closer to her husband’s handsome face. “I love you,” she murmured, her lips centims from his.

“I know.” Han paused. “I love you too.”

THE END

The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.
Moulin Rouge

Never tell me the odds.
Han Solo

Sunday, January 20, 2019

Holiday Challenge Submission from Zyra

Well, I suppose it's my turn, since we haven't gotten much action here. No tropes really here, just doing something a little holiday-themed. Enjoy!



As she boiled the water for hot chocolate, Leia Solo thought fondly back to how her husband Han had appeared when she had met him. He would have been the first to tell you that he was loyal to nothing and nobody but himself; bu it hadn’t taken her very long to see that was completely untrue. And it only took her slightly longer to discover that in fact, the exact opposite was true. He was perhaps one of the most loyal men she had ever met. It just happened that he was picky about who he was loyal to.

All you really needed to do was see how he felt about his ship to come to this conclusion. It was old, rickety, beat up, and it didn’t even always work right. But if for even one second you tried to suggest that maybe he would be better off starting with a new one he would be personally insulted. That ship was his baby. Well, his first baby, she supposed. It wasn’t just a ship to him; it had a history, and was full of not just memories but his actual blood, sweat and tears. Things like that could not be thrown away and replaced, even if they were shinier and newer and actually worked every time you needed them to. This knowledge had been comforting for her to think about when she imagined how he might feel about her as she got older and more worn out.

His loyalty was certainly not limited to just his ship. It was quite obvious from early on how loyal he was to Chewbacca. Sure, he would often act annoyed that the Wookiee had insisted that he tag along and wouldn’t leave him alone and was so damn annoying by hovering over him all the time. But his act hardly fooled anyone. Han was almost as protective of Chewie as Chewie was of Han. The two were as close as brothers.

If all of that hadn’t been enough to blow his cover, then certainly how he had almost immediately come back to help Luke and the Rebels had taken care of it. She sometimes had to fight herself from rubbing it in his face, and instead opted simply for gratitude. She had then denied for years that any of his loyalty had been directed at her, but certainly it hadn’t taken very long to be forced to accept it as well. And now, nearly twenty years after that incident, she was eternally grateful for it.

Aside from just loyalty, it was also very apparent just how attached he became to those closest to him. She first noticed it with Chewie, but then it became obvious that he was also fairly attached to Luke. Reluctantly she was finally forced to come to terms with how attached he had become to her. Now this was something she cherished about him as she had become completely attached to him as well, but for a time it had been downright terrifying to realize.

And now, he was quite attached to their children. She hadn’t expected him not to be, but seeing how Han behaved around them, and the way his face lit up when he saw them and when they saw him, and how much he loved them and loved spending time with them had only further cemented how glad she was that she had taken that chance with him. The kids had brought them so much happiness over the years, and she and Han could not imagine life without them.

Perhaps this was why over the last few days Han had been spending so much time moping. Han Solo wasn’t generally one to mope, of all things. But the new year was approaching, which had traditionally been more of a family affair. The kids were all teenagers now, and Leia had taken her time coming clean and telling Han that they would not be home in time to celebrate with their parents. He acted as though it was no big deal, but she could tell how disappointed he was. He seemed to be taking their growing up harder than she was. Perhaps because it had taken him so long to find a family in the first place, he was less willing to let things change and move forward. In some of his darker moments, on the rare occasions he still had nightmares, she was aware that one of his biggest fears was having those kids taken away from him. He was still adjusting to the idea that he would not always be there to see to their safety.

And sure, they enjoyed the time alone at first. There were some perks to having the house to themselves. But as much as Han and Leia enjoyed each other’s company, and the luxuries that time alone had afforded them, there were still a lot more hours in the day to fill, and the quiet of a near-empty apartment had worn on both of them. Especially at this time of year.

It could’ve been easy for Leia to take this personally, to think that she wouldn’t be enough for him once the kids had moved out. But she wasn’t worried about that. Not really. If there was anything in this galaxy she could rely on completely it was Han’s love and devotion to her. She knew they would figure it out. And she also looked forward to some years down the line when their children would bless them with grandchildren. Not to mention she was pretty sure that wherever their kids ended up, they would still make time to visit. The attachment certainly didn’t only work in one direction.

None of this would be comforting to Han right now though. He was much more concerned with the present, and presently all he could think about was that his kids were slipping away from them and there was nothing he could do to stop it. Leia felt a little pang of guilt as she felt his disappointment. Soon, she thought. He would feel a lot better soon.

The sun had just gone down Han had been busying himself by polishing his boots, seated on the couch in the living room of their apartment. He seemed to always gravitate to the most tedious of tasks when he needed to distract himself. Leia approached him with a warm mug of hot chocolate, hoping to cheer him up just a little bit.

“I think you shined them up enough,” Leia said, glancing down at the now-immaculate boots in his hands. He’d been at it for at least three times as long as he needed to be.

He hadn’t even noticed her coming as she approached from behind him and slid to sit next to him on the couch and placed the mug in front of him, holding onto her own. “I thought you might like this.”

He gave her a half-hearted smile. “Thanks.”

Leia rested her head against his shoulder and waited a moment to see if he might say anything else, then told him, “I miss them, too.”

“I know,” he said as he leaned his head against hers. “You aren’t gonna leave me too, right?”

She shook her head and then leaned away to look into his eyes. “Never.” After sharing a brief kiss she leaned back to take another sip of her hot chocolate. “You know, we should probably make dinner soon.”

He heaved a sigh. “Yeah, I s’pose. You bought an awful lot of food considering it’s just the two of us this year.”

“You think so? You never know who might drop by.”

“I thought the Skywalker clan was doing their own thing?”

“They are, but-“

Finally she was cut off by the sound of the door opening, and three very familiar voices filled the air. Han was startled at first and Leia could see his face turn from confusion to pure joy as he watched Jacen, Jaina and Anakin come through the doorway.

“He looks surprised,” Jacen said. “Did you actually manage to keep it a secret?” Jacen said to his mother.

Leia gave a small smile and Han looked at her in disbelief. “You knew about this?”

“Of course I knew. They couldn’t surprise me even if they wanted to,” she said, reminding him that with her Force abilities she would always know if they were nearby. There were times when he found this fact more than a little unfair, but right now, he seemed to happy to care.

Han stood and walked towards his children. “Well, don’t just stand there, come give your old dad a hug.”

The three young Solos all smiled and went to hug their father. They’d only been gone a couple of weeks, but Han still wasn’t used to these more lengthy absences. He vastly preferred having his entire family under one roof. Leia had to admit that she did too, but it was just a fact of life that children grew up and moved onto their own lives.

Each of the kids went to hug Leia as well and Han still looked stunned in disbelief. “Now you know why I got all that food,” she said to her husband.

“Did you say food? ‘Cause I’m starving,” Anakin said.

“We didn’t make dinner yet, but there are plenty of snacks,” Leia said as her youngest son smiled and headed straight for the kitchen.

“I’m going to drop my stuff in my room and change clothes,” Jaina said as she headed back down the hallway.

“Me, too,” Jacen added as he followed behind her.

Han was still standing in front of the couch, a satisfied grin on his face. Leia slipped her arms around his mid section and gave him a squeeze. “I’m sorry I didn’t tell you. They wanted to surprise you.”

His arms enveloped her and he held her close. “And you just let me spend all day being miserable?”

“You mad?” she asked, already knowing the answer.

“No,” he replied, kissing the top of her head. “But don’t do that to me again.”

“I won’t,” she said, giving him one more squeeze and then leaning away to look up at him. “Should we get started on dinner?”

“We better, or Anakin might eat everything before we get to it.”

Leia smiled and took his hand before leading him back to the kitchen. He certainly appeared a lot more enthusiastic about the evening than he had a few minutes ago.

Leia had to admit, so was she. They both knew that these days would not last forever, but they would certainly enjoy them while they could.

Friday, January 11, 2019

First Holiday Challenge Response from Scruffy's Sweetheart

Hey, guys, we have our first challenge response! Follow the link HERE and that will take you directly to chapter 2 which is for the challenge, but of course I would recommend you also go back and read chapter 1. This one isn't really holiday related but covers a lot of good tropes! Is trip to Bespin considered a trope in this fandom in and of itself? I think probably. Enjoy!

Tuesday, December 4, 2018

Let's Have a Holiday Challenge!

So, hi? This is definitely by far the longest I've gone without posting anything. And someone gently reminded me that by not updating the blog, every time you look in here you were forced to look at a big photo of fake Han Solo, and we really can't have that.

So, the reason for this post is basically a ploy to get people writing! And what better way than to offer a challenge! We can call it the holiday challenge, however this does not mean that your story has to have anything to do with actual holidays.

Then, what are the rules of the challenge? Um, I guess the biggest rule is just: have fun! Too many rules. But, well, how about some general guidelines? Yeah, let's start there.

1. Fic should be submitted sometime between the moment this post goes up, and, um, Valentine's Day? That seems like a reasonable length of time. January would be awesome, but do not fret about being "late." I mean honestly, if you want to answer a challenge from 2012, go right ahead. There is always room for more.

2. Ok, so some prompts for those who like prompts:
  • A story related to holidays/gifts
  • A story that includes your favorite trope. Or multiple tropes. Challenge yourself to include as many tropes as possible.
  • A story relating to snow
  • A story that includes food
  • Maybe some other prompt to be named later if someone has a good idea. 
3. For this particular challenge my main request is that we are writing Han and Leia as two people who love each other (or are going to, if you choose to write something in the pre-ESB era) and who will not be torn apart by an evil son. This is a Ben-Solo-free zone.

4. Stories will be posted here as they are submitted, unless the author requests otherwise. Or if you prefer to just post it on whatever site you like to do your posting, it's really up to you.

5. Make sure you are submitting a final draft of your story to me and take care of all editing.

6. Have fun!

Friday, May 25, 2018

Solo: A Star Wars Story - The Review. SPOILERS!

Here we are finally with our second "stand alone" Star Wars movie. I feel it is only fair to preface this by saying that from the moment this movie was announced, I thought... WHY? First and most importantly, because nobody can or should replace Harrison Ford as Han Solo. Second, because I think it takes something away from the character if we know too much as far as specifics of his background. I don't NEED to know his back story, or why he is cynical. Like... I never watched ANH and wondered, gee, why so cynical, Han? Nope, I didn't wonder that any more than I wondered why Luke was so innocent or why Leia was so self assured. They just... are.

My fears only magnified as things progressed, and more new Star Wars movies kept coming out, because they only seem to know how to retroactively make things worse for all of our heroes, so my assumption was that this would be no different. Especially once I learned they were giving him a real love interest, rather than maybe a random girlfriend or two (or more), given how they have treated Han and Leia to this point, I only assumed that they would again somehow try to use this as a way to twist the knife in my back even more. So now that we know what I was thinking before, let's get to the review.

We begin on Corellia. Again it is so odd to have a Star Wars movie that begins without the infamous crawl, but instead there was an intro that just came across in the same font as the "A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away..." which they also showed, they explained how Corellia is all full of crime and how all these children are forced to steal and whatever. They seemed to like borrowing some things from other versions of Han's back story while choosing to change others. So then we meet Han, who steals a speeder and drives it back to I guess the lair where all of the other children who are forced into crime are. Oh and right away we get our first sighting of the infamous dice, which for something that I, as a lifelong Star Wars fan who had seen the movies dozens of times over the course of my entire life have only consciously noticed in ANH maybe twice, are suddenly now like the most important thing in the universe to Han for some reason. I guess Han is supposed to be pretty young still here but it's sort of weird because he looks like an adult, and we see a bunch of little kids bringing in whatever they stole.

Han comes back with something that is apparently worth a whole lot of credits so that he and his girlfriend Qi'ra can buy a ship and finally get away from Corellia. How do we know she is his girlfriend? Because he kisses her within like a minute of them being on screen together. Right away I felt like I was tossed into the middle of a story, which I guess can kind of work sometimes, but I just didn't feel like it worked well here. I have no idea how long these two have been together or what kind of relationship they have aside from the fact that apparently they kiss and have talked about leaving.

So after they kiss a second time, just to make sure the audience knows that these two are boyfriend and girlfriend, Han is brought in before Lady Proxima, who is basically a giant lizard lady who lives in a small pool of water and for some reason is in charge of this crime syndicate of enslaving runaway children to steal for her. So like I guess that makes it different from the EU, because it's not Garris Shrike, it's a girl this time. And a lizard. But other than that it seems basically the same, and Han is beaten a little while Qi'ra watches for some reason (probably, again, to show the audience that she cares about him and doesn't like seeing him beaten) and they manage to escape into their speeder and there is a chase that we don't really care about that much as they head for this transport to get out.

As they are evading Imperials among the people walking around, Han hands Qi'ra those dice... for some reason. We don't really know why, she just kind of smiles at him. They get separated though as Qi'ra gets taken and Han can't get to her and he basically loses it, although, again, at this point we really have absolutely no idea how long these two have known each other and I didn't really feel much for Han when she was taken away. Han is understandably nervous as he still fears being apprehended but fortunately he spots where he can go and join the Imperial Academy because he wants to be a pilot, but also, mostly, because he just doesn't want to be captured. This was a change from Han's old back story where it is a more conscious decision for him to join up rather than a spur of the moment decision, and I'm not a fan of this change, but whatever.

Of course the more annoying thing that happens here is that when Han is giving the guy his name he just says his first name and the guy is like, "Who are your people?" And Han just stares at him blankly and the guy is like, ok, Solo. So that's how he gets his last name, in the dumbest fashion ever even though nobody really ever questioned why his last name was Solo. Not to mention the fact that it doesn't make any sense that he would keep such a name given to him by an Imperial officer. But at this point their "logic" is so faulty you are a lot more willing to just roll your eyes and let this stuff go. Because seriously, I never wondered about where his last name came from.

We immediately cut to 3 years later and Han is in some sort of ground war that resembles World War II, which is sort of weird because given the technology of Star Wars, it just seems odd that any of this fighting would happen as ground combat, but whatever. But it is here that we meet Woody Harrelson's character Beckett and his girlfriend Val. I should tell you right away, if you were excited for another female character, and finally a woman of color, do not get too attached to Val. They are in Imperial armor as well but Han realizes pretty quickly that something is off and they stole the armor, and for reasons I definitely do not understand this makes him assume that they would be a good choice to help him get off this planet and go be a pilot like he wants to. Before that though Han has to mouth off a bit to his lead officer after he says they need to take out the hostiles, and Han reminds him that this is their planet and the Imperials in this case are the hostiles. I guess it took him THREE YEARS of being an Imp to notice or say anything? I don't quite follow.

Anyway, Han proposes his idea to Beckett, who doesn't like that idea and instead gets Han turned over for desertion and he gets taken away so he can be fed to "the beast." Here is another predictable moment where I immediately guessed who the beast was probably going to be. So Han gets dropped down into this caged in pit and is attached at the ankle to whatever this beast is. The beast wanders out of the shadows and.... of course it is Chewie! Yay! Except maybe not so much yay, because as was mentioned, Han is down there to feed him since he apparently hasn't eaten in a few days. I should also note, I have no idea if Chewie had any other purpose than to remain chained up and occasionally eat insubordinate soldiers. So now of course Han and Chewie are battling, Han is trying not to get eaten, and just before Chewie drowns Han in mud Han says something to Chewie in Shriiwook. Because how convenient that he can already speak it for some unknown reason!

So instead of being eaten, the two escape together. This is maybe the back story change that I disliked the most, and the one that comes closest to actually making me mad. In the old version, Han frees Chewie from slavery because he finds slavery appalling, and that defiance is what gets him kicked out of the Academy. It is also what leads to Chewie's life debt to him and why he stays with him all those years. In this version he doesn't so much save him as use him as a means to not die himself and then kind of gets stuck with him, and then Chewie stays with him for pretty much no reason at all. It should also be noted that there is a moment in the trailer where Chewie affectionately leans in and presses his forehead to that of another Wookiee, which I think made most of us assume that it was maybe Chewie's wife or something. But turns out, nope, just a random Wookiee later on.

So Han and Chewie are still attached and Han tries to flag down the departing ship of Beckett and his crew because I guess they're friends now because they interacted for 10 seconds before Beckett turned Han in as a traitor. But John Favreau's wise-cracking alien pilot character Rio Durant seems to think it would be good to have some extra muscle, so they go back and pick them up. Which then leads us to the scene that we never thought we'd get to see, Han Solo naked in the shower. And then Chewie joins him. Ok, I admit, that was legitimately funny. And there were for sure a few moments in this movie I genuinely laughed, but it doesn't make up for the rest of it.

Eventually our new crew here has some quiet time and there is some talk about how Han is doing what he is doing for a girl, so he is still thinking about Qi'ra. But more importantly for now, they all need to go deal with this train heist thing for some reason that escapes me. So this leads us to a long action sequence of our new little band of criminals trying to steal stuff from a train. This scene is ok I guess, but I should note that at this point in the movie I was incredibly bored and had no idea what really we were supposed to want to see happen. This was an action sequence for the sake of having an action sequence. And like, cool train I guess, but ultimately, whatever.

The heist does not go exactly as planned because they are attacked by Enfys Nest and his crew. We know Enfys is a bad guy because his helmet/face mask are "evil" looking. I'm so glad that Star Wars makes everything so black and white for us in this regard. Other than that, I have no idea who these guys are or if it was ever explained. So this whole plan kind of goes to crap and Rio is trying to bring the ship in to help them but he gets shot and isn't doing so well. But hey, good news that Han finally gets to show off his pilot skills as he hops in to take over just before Rio dies. So, I hope you weren't too attached to Rio either. Val had been waiting to blow up a section of the bridge to take out the rest of the train and the ship was then going to take away the one train car that had the hyperfuel on it (apparently we're supposed to care a lot about hyperfuel - at least I think that was what was on it, honestly I'm not positive on that). Because the plan is going so badly she finally blows the bridge when she is still on it and she dies. I honestly am not sure what the successful version of this plan was supposed to look like.

Beckett and Chewie manage to get back on the ship with Han and they have their haul but Nest's team gets some cables on it and they try to steal it too. Beckett tells Han not to let go as they are heading toward a mountain, but Han finally lets it go before they crash, Nest's crew can't support the weight of the car themselves on their speeder-bike-like vehicles and they lose the cargo which then causes an incredible explosion that basically destroys the mountain. Beckett is none too thrilled with Han about that and is already in a pretty bad place because his girlfriend is dead. Conversations are had though and Han and Chewie decide to continue to stick with Beckett.

I should note that at this point in the movie, every scene so far just seems exceptionally dark. And I don't mean tone-wise, I mean like you want someone to turn up the lights because it's just plain hard to see. 

So now they have to go and confess that they did not complete their little mission and must visit Dryden Vos who is the leader of the Crimson Dawn crime syndicate. You will remember that name because I swear they say the words Crimson Dawn at least a dozen times throughout the movie. And I swear it sounds really familiar but the only thing I can think of that it might be reminding me of is that part in Die Hard when Hans Gruber is asking for random people to be released to meet his random demands and he mentions Asian Dawn. For real, I was like, we get it, you're Crimson Dawn. But that's not the most important thing here. No, the most important thing is what an unbelievable coincidence it is that when they go to meet him, who do they see at this party but Qi'ra! Seriously, the galaxy is practically infinite, and Han just happened to totally randomly connect with this dude who just happens to work for a guy who has been with Qi'ra for a while.

There whole reuniting here is just odd. Han is of course thrilled to see her since basically everything he has done recently has been so that he could go back to Corellia and get her. While she seems to be more like, "Oh, cool, hi." Uh... ok. Then they just start totally casually talking like nothing is weird at all about this. So then we go and meet Dryden Vos who really would rather just kill them for not completing their mission but instead decides to let them attempt to redeem themselves, but definitely for sure if they don't complete THIS mission he will totally kill them. Also during this it seems apparent that Dryden and Qi'ra are "together." But it's definitely a creepy sort of thing and you can tell that Qi'ra isn't really happy about it, but she has a marking on her wrist that matches the symbol on a ring that Vos wears. But also for some strange reason Vos sends Qi'ra with them.

So, they need to go to... Kessel! And in order to do so, they need a fast ship. Good news, because Qi'ra knows someone. If you guessed that someone is Lando, you're right. So this is one of the few bright spots of this whole thing. Donald Glover makes an excellent young Lando, and from the time he was announced I was like... ok, so maybe not EVERYTHING about this movie will be terrible. I think he manages to just slip into the Lando persona without just doing an awkward impersonation of Billy Dee Williams. He has the confidence and the charisma and I would probably sign up for more Lando movies. Han joins in on Lando's sabacc (which they say differently than I've been reading it in my head for over 20 years, but I'll get over it) although I was a little confused because I seem to recall that there was sort of a digital element to it that would change the cards in your hand, and now it just seems like regular cards. We get to the big hand at the end and are betting ships and, well, Han loses. And he loses a fake ship he never actually had. Oops.

Anyway, instead of taking the ship for themselves they just sign Lando onto their crew and promise him a percentage of the take. Well, that was an easy problem to fix as well. Then we meet Lando's droid L3-37, who is an outspoken droid, and a female voiced one, who wants equal rights for all droids. She added a fair bit of humor to this that certainly was enjoyable at times, I do admit. So then we finally go and see the Millennium Falcon for the first time. This was also the first time I actually kind of noticed the score since it hearkens back to the original Star Wars score. This happened maybe two more times and other than that, the score was remarkably underwhelming. Han, you can tell, is immediately in love. At some point on this trip over Han and Qi'ra share a moment in Lando's cape closet. She is trying some on, and they both decide that maybe Lando has too many capes. They kiss a couple of times, again to remind us that they should totally be together in spite of their staggering lack of chemistry. Han wants to know what has been happening with her all this time, and she says she doesn't want to tell him because he would never look at her the same way again. We never do find out what exactly she has been up to that whole time.

So, now to get to Kessel and steal these um... again I think hyperfuel, but it was expensive and explosive which is the most important thing to know. On the way there of course we learn about how to navigate it and whatever. We also get a brief moment between Qi'ra and L3-37 where the droid says how she can tell that Han is in love with her, and Qi'ra says how it won't work. And then L3 says she gets it, because she can tell that Lando totally loves her but she knows that won't work either. If any of you have seen the thing going around about how Lando wants to have sex with a droid, I assume this is where that comes from, but to me it just feels like a funny joke.

Oh and also on this trip Han and Lando share a brief exchange where Han mentions that his father used to build YT-1300s and Lando asks if he was close with his dad and Han says, "Not really." So, now we are adding more confusion because it seems maybe Han did have a family, and he remembers them, and something happened. So did he have a last name or what? Did he run away or was he taken or did his parents die? We have absolutely no idea.

So we arrive on Kessel and the plan is that Qi'ra pretends that Han and Chewie are new slaves to give to them and then they all try and take over the place. Little Easter egg here where Beckett is wearing the bounty hunter disguise that Lando wears in ROTJ. So I guess that outfit just lives in the Falcon forever for all those occasions you need to dress up as a bounty hunter. Qi'ra hands Han back those dice during this scene, which we are still not given any sort of context for. During this whole thing we have a few random moments. Han and Chewie escape and Han is now in disguise, Chewie gets distracted when he sees Wookiee slaves and decides he needs to go and free them. Han doesn't go with him, so again they are really kind of changing how Han feels about slavery in general here. He isn't sure if Chewie will be coming back. L3 also frees a droid from its restraining bolt, mostly to get it away from the control panel she wants to use and she kind of off-handedly tells it to go free everyone else, so mass chaos erupts as the droids basically revolt, and then they free the human slaves as well and everything is kind of a mess now.

Chewie manages to free the Wookiees and eventually they do make it back to the ship but not before Lando takes a blaster to the arm and L3 gets mortally wounded, so Lando is very sad about that and carries her upper half with him as Chewie carries him back to the ship and they escape. But hey, good news you guys, since Lando is wounded, that means Han gets to show off his piloting skills! It should be noted that at this point we don't really know if Han has spent much time at all actually piloting. But hey, it is the new thing in Star Wars that people are just innately talented at things and don't really have to practice or learn new skills. So these explosive canisters they have stolen are highly volatile and must be processed within a very short time of being taken, so they need to go to a nearby planet but of course time is very short. So short, in fact, that it is basically impossible for them to do it, because as Lando says here, "Nobody has ever made the Kessel run in less than 20 parsecs." So, you guys, Han makes his famed less than 12 parsecs Kessel run the very first time he flies the Falcon. Because we are probably two thirds of the way through this movie and we must explain every little thing so it has to happen now or never.

They make it out and to this planet to process this stuff so it doesn't explode. Han and Lando share a brief exchange where Lando says, "I hate you," and Han says, "I know." So, that was the only reference to that, and that I can deal with. Although because of the timing and stuff I don't think anyone picks up on the REAL joke there, because everyone just laughs immediately after Lando says he hates Han. But then Enfys Nest shows up again. How or why? No idea. Han seems to think that they can fool them into thinking that they have a bunch of backup on the Falcon, but just as Han finishes telling them about this, Lando and the Falcon take off and leave them behind.

Well, then we learn that Enfys is... a young girl. This is I guess supposed to be a pretty big reveal, because even as of now there is no actor listed on IMDB for that character. I don't really know why she is a young girl. But anyway, turns out she is basically trying to help the Rebellion and they all decide that they should work together and they devise a plan. Beckett decides that he doesn't really want a part of this anymore and he leaves, so Han and Qi'ra and Chewie go back to see Dryden Vos so that he can make good on that whole not killing them thing, and even pay them. They tell him that Beckett is dead. Vos though realizes that what they have brought him back is fake (we as an audience are not aware that their plan was to bring back a fake, we don't know until he points it out) and he is, well, REALLY mad. Han thinks that Qi'ra betrayed them, but Vos points out that it wasn't her, and he is especially unhappy that she was in on this because it means she was on Han's side. Nope, we find out Beckett had turned them in and he reminds him that he already told him never to trust anyone. I should also point out again that there is a moment here with Vos and Qi'ra that is just weird and creepy and you don't really know what is going on between them. Just the way he puts his hand on her neck in what in another context might be considered affectionate but considering the look on Qi'ra's face and how uncomfortable she is, it definitely does not come off as affectionate.

Of course massive fighting ensues and Qi'ra winds up killing Vos. Han and Qi'ra are so happy now and she says that he can go ahead and she will just stay behind and grab these expensive jewels that are conveniently strewn about the room so they can use those to pay for their new ship and leave. So Han leaves but instead of grabbing the jewels, Qi'ra contacts someone through holocall (is that what we call this?) and we don't really know who it is at first, we just know that he is evil because of the deep voice and the hood he is wearing. Except then he takes off the hood and we see it is... Darth Maul! And I swear people by this point are probably so far removed that they don't even remember that he was sliced in half at the end of TPM. It should also be noted that when discussing the movie afterward, my brother was also sort of confused on the timeline and thought that maybe this lined up with the prequels before he died, except for that to be true, Han would be older than Leia's father. So, no to that.

More importantly at this point, I need to talk about how I have no idea what is going on with Qi'ra. It's all incredibly unclear. She is clearly very uncomfortable with Vos, even though it is pointed out that she is "committed" to him because of the marking on her wrist/ ring thing. But I have absolutely no idea if this was a situation she was forced into, or if this was like, her long-term plan to just go along with him as a way to secure her place with Maul later on after she betrayed Vos. Really, it is incredibly confusing. She also seems to have very little personality other than the fact that she is the girl in the movie, which is also the only reason really that Han probably wants to be with her so badly.

Han has one more final confrontation with Beckett where he "shoots first" and kills him, because he for sure would've killed him if he had the chance. Han assumes at this point that he will now go back to Qi'ra but then he sees her take off on her ship and leave him as she looks at him sadly. Again, I'm very unclear on her feelings about him here. Mostly she doesn't seem that into him. But she's still kind of sad to be leaving. But again I don't know if this was her grand scheme or if she feels like she has to do this or what?

I should also note that at this point in the movie I was like... ok but what is the END? And when? First I believe there was one last conversation with Enfys where she asks if Han wants to come with her to join the Rebellion because they need leaders and heroes and Han is like, no thanks. And she says maybe someday he'll change his mind and he says, "Don't hold your breath." FINALLY though we go find Lando again and Han wants to play sabacc with him again. I forgot to mention earlier that Han noticed that Lando had cheated at their last game, but he never said anything about it. Well, this time he knows how he cheated and when he greets him he is able to steal Lando's cheat card and Han is the one who cheats and wins the Falcon and he and Chewie fly off into the sunset, with those stupid dice hanging up in the cockpit. Is this the "after what you pulled" that Lando is talking about in ESB? Maybe? Oh and Han is heading for Tatooine to start working for Jabba because Beckett had mentioned him earlier. And FINALLY the movie is over.

Phew, ok. So, my overall impression was that I was pretty bored much of the time. And there was sort of an underlying plot in there, but not really. It's like they had a checklist of things they wanted/needed to cram into this movie and contrived a plot to stick underneath it while making sure to hit the main points. The strange thing is, this movie "explained" a lot of things we never thought really needed explaining, (the name Solo, or the origin of the dice, which again hardly anyone knew existed until they decided to make them central to Han Solo's character to the point where I'm sure in any future releases of ESB and ROTJ they will digitally insert them because they were only actually in ANH) while at the same time not at all explaining the things that they said this movie would explain. Like... Han doesn't really change in this movie. To me, it doesn't in the slightest "explain" his cynicism in ANH. It's not like he was all that trusting early on in this movie. Qi'ra also at one point says how she is the only one who knows who he really is, which is "the good guy." Of course Han protests to this, but again, this is how ANH Han would've reacted as well.

It doesn't at all explain why Han might have dealt with Luke and Leia how he did when he met them. I don't know, it doesn't really give us much explanation at all for Han's personality. He already has it here when we meet him. The good news is that the thing I was most worried about, further undermining Han and Leia, is definitely not something I needed to be worried about. Their relationship here was forced and without chemistry. She doesn't even seem that into him. Yes, he seems to be doing everything he is doing basically FOR her, but I'm not sure how much that matters if she doesn't really reciprocate. I mean, I don't look at the guy and really think he's Han, but if I did, at some point I kind of wanted to hug him and be like, "It's ok, someday you're going to meet Leia and she is going to treat you right." They don't say I love you. There is for sure no implied sex in the movie, and they are ambiguously young when we meet them, and living in like, caves with a bunch of other kids so for all we know at this point, they never had sex in the first place and Han is still a virgin. We really have no idea.

I was really worried about the acting going in. Alden does... fine, I guess. I mean certainly there are times where it's like you can SEE him acting, and he doesn't seem to embody the character at all the way others do. Which is interesting to me because in the other movies so far, no matter how I felt with them, I have always felt like the casting was well done. But again this was an impossible task to start with, hard to embody a character that is totally someone else's persona already. Emilia Clarke, well, I don't know if it is her acting or just the lack of chemistry, but meh, I just didn't care about her that much. I did appreciate getting to see some different female outfits in the GFFA but that is about it there. Paul Bettany is kind of over the top as the villain here, and this is apparently going to be the summer of seeing Paul Bettany die a lot. Avengers: Infinity War spoiler: He dies TWICE in that. And once here. That is a lot of dying for one actor. But if you want creepy, well, he certainly gives you that.

Woody Harrelson, well, I have to say that I feel like he is the same in everything and no different here. Not very good. I don't get him. He felt out of place. Donald Glover as Lando, as I said, excellent.

I'm mostly just relieved that the things I thought would make me mad definitely did not. I spent a lot of time wondering when it was going to be over because they did not do a good job of making me care, and half the movie I couldn't even see because it was so dark. I definitely don't feel like this "romance" was portrayed in a way that made it seem like, more important than what Han has with Leia later. Although still, I don't know about the dice thing. Yes, they pass the dice back and forth. But I really don't know if we are supposed to be left thinking that to Han the dice represent Qi'ra or if they are just a random lucky charm that he happened to give her at one point and she gave back, or what.

This movie also reminded me how annoying it is that even though they have been given an infinite universe to play with, and infinite timelines, they choose to keep focusing on this very small part of it and fill in every little unnecessary gap for these people. This TYPE of movie probably could've been fun and interesting if they gave it its own story rather than just trying to stuff in all these references to things in Han's past. It's fun to get to see some new planets and some new costumes and some different environments. But it's all just lost in the fact that I just don't care that much what is going on.

Ok, so, mostly boring. A lot of eye rolling things like the last name thing. A lot of confusing and unexplained things like Qi'ra's motivation. And the only kind of maddening thing to me was taking away Han's pretty noble moment of freeing Chewie from slavery because he thinks it's wrong, and not just because he doesn't want the Wookiee to eat him. Alden didn't make me mad or anything, but I didn't feel like he was Han Solo. There were some genuinely funny moments, and you kind of want to just watch Lando do his thing a lot longer. Mostly I'm relieved that it didn't upset me or anger me and now we're left with a movie that would be difficult to sit through again just due to boredom, although admittedly I'd probably watch this again before I'd watch TLJ again.

I think that is finally it, but let me know what you think or if you have any questions about it!




Friday, May 4, 2018

May the Fourth Be With You!

Obligatory May the Fourth post! Star Wars day has gotten way, way bigger since I first realized it was a thing, which was probably the first May 4th we had once we created the blog. Nobody ever said anything about it before, and then suddenly now just about everyone, everywhere is talking about it or wearing their Star Wars t-shirts.

Like a lot of people in this fandom (and by "this" I mean Han and Leia more than just like, general Star Wars... although the general Star Wars fandom is actually in a similar place now) it's becoming more than a little bittersweet. The new stuff is trying to force out the old stuff. They're trying to sell merchandise with stupid Fauxlo on it instead of actual Harrison Ford, as though anyone wants that.

But, then again, here we all still are. Still writing our fanfic that flies in the face of all the garbage they are trying to tell us happened to our favorite characters. And that, my friends, is a good thing. A very good thing. There has been more great fanfic over the last couple of years since this fiasco started than there has been in a very long time. It's challenging to even keep up with.

And in three weeks, we will have the Solo movie that nobody wanted. And let me tell you, I think people still don't want it. I will be going to see it. Yes, I know, I totally know that it is ridiculous for someone so vocally and adamantly against this to be going to see it. It's become a family tradition, and we know I'll see it eventually anyway, so we are in the process of getting our tickets as I type this. The cool thing is... it's really easy to get tickets. We have bought tickets in advance for all the recent releases, and it was stressful every time. Trying to find tickets in general, or in the theaters with assigned seats trying to get seats together was challenging, to say the least. Currently there are plenty of tickets available everywhere. This makes me happy. I really hope this movie sucks and flops bigtime.

Anyway, May the Fourth be with you!

Sunday, April 15, 2018

Why We Should Never Publicly Bash Our Own Writing

I drafted this post quite a while ago, but felt it was important to finally put it up.

Ok, so I think almost every fanfic writer I've ever interacted with or read anything from has times of insecurity or feeling inadequate about their writing. We've all written something and been less than proud of it, or gone back to old stories and wondered how we could possibly have ever written something so terrible. Or we'll read something from another author and think, wow, my work is so vastly inferior to this that I should just quit writing right this minute and never return because I can't possibly compare to that. This happens to most of us. Seriously, probably even that person whose writing you think is on a level you could never comprehend. Yes, that one. The good news is that it can often help us with our desire to learn and grow as writers. But there can be a downside to that as well.

Now, here is one thing I've seen, and been guilty of myself, and it is to announce either in a summary or an author's note that your story isn't very good. Don't do that! How does that inspire anyone to read your story? Let the reader decide whether they like it or not, don't decide that for them. If they don't like it, that's their decision, and hopefully they just keep it to themselves and move on and read something else. But hey, maybe someone out there might like it!

Which brings me to another point. By saying that your story is terrible, you're kind of insulting anyone out there who might have read it and liked it. Look, I myself have stories of mine that I'm not that proud of. The ones I wrote a long time ago, the ones that I'd probably do a George Lucas Special Edition on if I had the patience or desire. I cringe at some characterizations or scenes that I've written. But the thing is, someone out there liked every single one of them. I will still get a new favorite here or there or maybe even a review. And yes, part of me kind of cringes like, wow, you liked THAT one? But the thing about fanfic is that there is something for everyone. And at the time I wrote some of those stories, they were the kind of stories I wanted to see, and clearly someone else was interested enough to read them too. So why should I tell them my story is terrible and make them feel bad about liking it?

Another big problem with bashing your own writing is that someone somewhere has probably read what you've written and not only really likes it, but compares their own writing to it. They see what you wrote, and think, well, I could never write something that good. So then how do you suppose that person feels if not only do they already think your writing is way better than yours, but then they see that you are telling them that it is terrible? At that point that person probably wouldn't dream of trying to publish something if they think your writing is vastly superior to theirs, and you're now telling them that your writing is terrible. So how bad must their stuff be if you are calling your own writing terrible? I think it only serves to further discourage people who were already worried about posting.

I get it, and like I said, I'm guilty of it as well. I know we all like to come across as humble and to not toot our own horns. That's ok, too, I'm not saying any of us have to walk around touting our writing as the next Shakespeare or JK Rowling. I'm just saying that we aren't doing ourselves or anyone else any favors when we walk around trying to convince everyone that our writing is crappy, or inferior to anyone else's. We're all different writers, and that is part of what makes it all more interesting. How boring would it be if we all wrote the same or could be easily ranked from best to worst? And why should anyone even be considered the best or the worst? It's all subjective, and there is room for all of us. Don't compare yourself to others, don't apologize for your own writing or tell people it's terrible. Nobody is obligated to read what you've written, just put it out there and let the reader decide what they think of it.

Keep in mind that most of your thoughts of inadequacy have been felt by every other writer who has ever posted a story around here. Most of us have the same anxieties and worries that our writing isn't as good as that person's, or this person's, or just good enough in general. Or that our story is boring or that nobody will want to read it, or that people will judge us as humans because we can't know what we're talking about because we've never experienced something we're writing about. It doesn't matter. We're all just writing, trying to come up with good stories and do the best we can. Don't stress about it, and don't make a habit of disparaging your own writing because more often than not you're not even just hurting yourself by saying these things, you're hurting others.

I realize some people may disagree, or feel like how other people feel about their own writing or inadequacy isn't your responsibility. And you're right to a point. The thing about fanfic writing though to me is that more than anything, it is a community. And it doesn't really work well if there isn't some community aspect to it. I mean, think about it: would it be anywhere near as fun or interesting if only one person wrote stories? Even if they were all fantastic stories, it's still fun to read things from lots of different people. And we can always use new writers, so it's important to create as encouraging an environment as possible to get more people to start writing and sharing their stuff. You never know where the next great story will come from, or what stories we've missed out on because someone felt like they weren't good enough to write or post.