Faster than a well-charged vibrator. More powerful than a wet dream. Able to coax multiple orgasms in a single lick. It's Han Solo! (that was a contribution by Push for this post)
I think it's high time we stopped being so subtle and and took on a certain subject head on: the sexual prowess of Han Solo. As I was writing the Universal Han and Leia Fanfic Truths post, a lot of what came to mind was actually directly sexual in nature. I mean, let's face it, it's pretty rare (though they are out there) where you read a fanfic in which Leia, or either one of them really, is left anything but completely satisfied. I mean, I guess unless you had a specific reason to, why would you want to write or read about sex that was less than spectacular? This is all an escape and a fantasy. Most of us have probably had a few sub-par performances and we don't really need to read about Leia having to go to sleep frustrated after Han had his fun in sixty seconds or less.
However, maybe we have a few legitimate reasons to believe that Han could pass as a sex god. Just for good measure, how about a list?
1. There is no way a man that hot could possibly be anything but amazing in bed. *Please note that this may not directly apply to real life, but I feel it is safe to assume in this case because I'm making the rules.
2. He's had many years of experience. While I'm sure he didn't start out as super-sex-stud, it seems obvious that he's probably been with a lot of women and eventually he was bound to wind up with a few who were not shy about asking for exactly what they wanted, and taught him how to drive women crazy.
3. He's in great shape with a really nice body. Stamina counts in more than one area, here.
4. Speaking of stamina... yeah, that thing we say about Corellians for no reason other than the fact that Han is one. So I guess Wedge benefits, too.
5. His blaster. 'Nuff said.
6. He doesn't need a flashy, expensive, new ship to compensate for other things.
7. The bad boys/scoundrels/pirates are always just better in bed.
8. He loves Leia like crazy and he wants her to want to do it with him a lot for the rest of his life. You gotta make it worth her while and surely he wants to make her feel as good as possible.
9. According to most of our fanfic, Han is quite the giver without often expecting anything in return as the receiver.
10. Being the experienced one, he seems to know how Leia's body works even better than she does.
11. Something about "work-roughened hands" I'm always reading about.
12. Speaking about stuff I'm always reading about, "sparse chest hairs" too. As in, he's not super hairy. Sorry, Chewie, nobody really wants that.
13. Also according to our fanfic, he pretty much never, ever finishes first.
14. In relation to #13, Leia often gets to finish somewhere between two and five times.
15. Practice makes perfect, and we can pretty safely assume he's had lots and lots of practice.
16. He always seems to be able to find that "special spot" on her neck or her collarbone or wherever.
17. No matter what he smells like, whether grease, the Falcon, wet Wookiee, macrofusers, etc, it's always erotically intoxicating.
18. His voice 'rumbles' in a way that makes all females within parsec fall down and spread their legs open.
19. He can probably do a lot of damage with those lips as well.
20. Chemistry. He and Leia definitely have it and it's probably safe to assume that they are as passionate in bed as they are about arguing with one another.
21. The lopsided grin. Under the right circumstances, it has been known on occasion to cause spontaneous orgasms.
22. He never fails to "rise to the occasion."
To be fair, our perfection standards for Han extend far beyond the bedroom, but let's stick with these for now. We also tend to write Leia pretty flawless in the bedroom as well, but again, this is probably just because she had such a good instructor.
Please feel free to add to the list. We all know there are even more reasons.